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Growing children encounter new environments that constantly challenge their nervous systems. When nerve cells lack the right mineral charge, the result is frustration, meltdowns, impulsivity, and restless sleep.
Absurd KidCalm Electrolytes provide the correct electrical foundation for learning, connection, and emotional growth. Magnesium glycinate encourages peaceful transitions. Taurine reinforces healthy sensory boundaries. Humic and fulvic acids help the gut and brain communicate more clearly — so feelings become manageable instead of overwhelming.
One delicious peach-flavored pinch a day can help the world feel less chaotic and more navigable.
Because calmer voltage makes happier childhoods.
Growing children encounter new environments that constantly challenge their nervous systems. When nerve cells lack the right mineral charge, the result is frustration, meltdowns, impulsivity, and restless sleep.
Absurd KidCalm Electrolytes provide the correct electrical foundation for learning, connection, and emotional growth. Magnesium glycinate encourages peaceful transitions. Taurine reinforces healthy sensory boundaries. Humic and fulvic acids help the gut and brain communicate more clearly — so feelings become manageable instead of overwhelming.
One delicious peach-flavored pinch a day can help the world feel less chaotic and more navigable.
Because calmer voltage makes happier childhoods.