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Electro-longevity. Extend vitality at the cellular core.
Aging is voltage loss. As membrane potential declines, cells become weaker, slower, and vulnerable to disease. Mitochondria fade. DNA repairs less often. The nervous system loses clarity.
Absurd Eternal Current is designed to reverse that trajectory.
This formula fuses rare neuro-longevity compounds with an electrically perfect electrolyte foundation. Each dosing ritual delivers:
• PQQ — mitochondrial biogenesis support
• Urolithin A — stimulates mitophagy to remove damaged mitochondria
• Nicotinamide Mononucleotide (NMN) — for NAD⁺ replenishment and DNA repair
• Lithium orotate (micro-dose) — neuro-protection, telomere support
• Astaxanthin — elite membrane antioxidant protection
• Taurine + Glycine synergistic longevity signaling
• Humic/Fulvic complexes to improve mineral transport and microbiome integrity
With every pinch, tired mitochondria are cleared out and new ones are born. Voltage increases. Repair accelerates. Life force returns to the cellular grid.
This is the pinnacle of Absurd Health’s electro-healing system.
Recommended for aging reversal protocols, post-trauma neural protection, long-term pain, cognitive decline, cardiometabolic fatigue, and high-performance lifespan extension.
Electro-longevity. Extend vitality at the cellular core.
Aging is voltage loss. As membrane potential declines, cells become weaker, slower, and vulnerable to disease. Mitochondria fade. DNA repairs less often. The nervous system loses clarity.
Absurd Eternal Current is designed to reverse that trajectory.
This formula fuses rare neuro-longevity compounds with an electrically perfect electrolyte foundation. Each dosing ritual delivers:
• PQQ — mitochondrial biogenesis support
• Urolithin A — stimulates mitophagy to remove damaged mitochondria
• Nicotinamide Mononucleotide (NMN) — for NAD⁺ replenishment and DNA repair
• Lithium orotate (micro-dose) — neuro-protection, telomere support
• Astaxanthin — elite membrane antioxidant protection
• Taurine + Glycine synergistic longevity signaling
• Humic/Fulvic complexes to improve mineral transport and microbiome integrity
With every pinch, tired mitochondria are cleared out and new ones are born. Voltage increases. Repair accelerates. Life force returns to the cellular grid.
This is the pinnacle of Absurd Health’s electro-healing system.
Recommended for aging reversal protocols, post-trauma neural protection, long-term pain, cognitive decline, cardiometabolic fatigue, and high-performance lifespan extension.