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Absurd Certified - Super Organic Grass Fed Beef Kidney
The Filter of the Earth. The Mineral Fire Within.
Kidney is the mineral intelligence of the body—the gatekeeper of terrain clarity, fluid balance, and spiritual purity. In both Scripture and biology, the kidneys are more than organs of elimination. They are organs of discernment. They separate what is holy from what is waste, sustaining internal balance through salt, water, and fire.
Our grass-fed, pasture-raised kidney is sourced from clean, biblically aligned farms with no antibiotics, no growth hormones, and no feedlot confinement. Freeze-dried or fresh, it is one of the most electrolyte-rich, hormone-modulating, terrain-rebuilding foods available.
Nutritional Profile (per 1 oz cooked/freeze-dried equivalent):
Vitamin B12: ~25–35 mcg
Selenium: ~110 mcg (200% DV)
Riboflavin (B2): ~1.7 mg
Iron: ~2.5 mg
Zinc: ~1.8 mg
CoQ10: Supports heart, brain, mitochondrial repair
Retinol (Vitamin A): Gentle levels
Uric acid–modulating purines: present in ideal ratios
Natural DAO enzymes: support histamine degradation
Glutathione precursors: protect against oxidative terrain damage
Kidney is the organ of terrain filtration, purifying both physical toxins and metaphorical chaos. In our system, it is introduced after liver and adrenal—once the core systems are strong enough to begin deeper elimination.
Why Kidney Matters
Kidney supports:
Electrolyte balance and adrenal-thyroid recalibration
Histamine intolerance and MCAS terrain (contains DAO enzymes)
Detox pathways post-parasite or microbial cleanse
Uric acid balance and joint recovery
Spiritual purity and inner discernment (biblical symbolic significance)
It is one of the few foods that can actively help correct mineral confusion. It teaches the body how to regulate again—especially in post-fast, post-cleanse, or trauma-repair terrain.
Protocol Use
Begin with ½ oz (or 2–3 capsules) 2–3 times weekly
May be paired with liver or heart, but best taken solo for mineral focus
Avoid during active parasitic die-off or bile flush phases
Ideal for use during terrain stabilization or histamine recovery
Sacred Language of the Body
In the Psalms and prophets, the kidneys (Hebrew: kilyah) are described as seats of conscience and spiritual testing.
“Thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part Thou shalt make me to know wisdom.” — Psalm 51:6
In our nutritional system, Kidney is not optional. It is foundational—for those ready to be refined, rebalanced, and reawakened.
The Filter of the Earth. The Mineral Fire Within.
Kidney is the mineral intelligence of the body—the gatekeeper of terrain clarity, fluid balance, and spiritual purity. In both Scripture and biology, the kidneys are more than organs of elimination. They are organs of discernment. They separate what is holy from what is waste, sustaining internal balance through salt, water, and fire.
Our grass-fed, pasture-raised kidney is sourced from clean, biblically aligned farms with no antibiotics, no growth hormones, and no feedlot confinement. Freeze-dried or fresh, it is one of the most electrolyte-rich, hormone-modulating, terrain-rebuilding foods available.
Nutritional Profile (per 1 oz cooked/freeze-dried equivalent):
Vitamin B12: ~25–35 mcg
Selenium: ~110 mcg (200% DV)
Riboflavin (B2): ~1.7 mg
Iron: ~2.5 mg
Zinc: ~1.8 mg
CoQ10: Supports heart, brain, mitochondrial repair
Retinol (Vitamin A): Gentle levels
Uric acid–modulating purines: present in ideal ratios
Natural DAO enzymes: support histamine degradation
Glutathione precursors: protect against oxidative terrain damage
Kidney is the organ of terrain filtration, purifying both physical toxins and metaphorical chaos. In our system, it is introduced after liver and adrenal—once the core systems are strong enough to begin deeper elimination.
Why Kidney Matters
Kidney supports:
Electrolyte balance and adrenal-thyroid recalibration
Histamine intolerance and MCAS terrain (contains DAO enzymes)
Detox pathways post-parasite or microbial cleanse
Uric acid balance and joint recovery
Spiritual purity and inner discernment (biblical symbolic significance)
It is one of the few foods that can actively help correct mineral confusion. It teaches the body how to regulate again—especially in post-fast, post-cleanse, or trauma-repair terrain.
Protocol Use
Begin with ½ oz (or 2–3 capsules) 2–3 times weekly
May be paired with liver or heart, but best taken solo for mineral focus
Avoid during active parasitic die-off or bile flush phases
Ideal for use during terrain stabilization or histamine recovery
Sacred Language of the Body
In the Psalms and prophets, the kidneys (Hebrew: kilyah) are described as seats of conscience and spiritual testing.
“Thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part Thou shalt make me to know wisdom.” — Psalm 51:6
In our nutritional system, Kidney is not optional. It is foundational—for those ready to be refined, rebalanced, and reawakened.