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Absurd Certified - Grass Fed Super Organic Cow Ovary
The Crown of Creation. Rhythm, Radiance, and the Womb of Renewal.
The ovaries are not just hormone factories—they are the seat of sacred rhythm, the keepers of covenant cycles, the living testament of creation encoded into the female body. Designed to release life, regulate time, and mirror the moon, the ovary governs estrogen, progesterone, follicle growth, emotional fluency, and cellular regeneration.
In a fallen nutritional terrain, most modern women suffer from hormonal distortion: PCOS, infertility, painful cycles, mood swings, early menopause, or complete detachment from their divine design. Plastics, seed oils, birth control, trauma, and gut disruption have severed the rhythm.
But rhythm can be restored.
Our grass-fed, pasture-raised ovary glandular is pure, potent, and terrain-safe—either freeze-dried or fresh. Harvested with honor from clean animals never exposed to antibiotics or hormones. It is a biological map back to wholeness, for women seeking not just hormonal regulation—but full radiance and resurrection.
Nutritional Profile (per 3g freeze-dried serving):
Bioidentical ovarian peptides (FSH, LH, GnRH modulators)
Estrogen/progesterone precursors in balanced ratios
Vitamin E and retinol (critical for follicle & uterine lining health)
Zinc, selenium, copper—hormonal cofactors with antioxidant benefits
Natural DHEA, cholesterol, and pregnenolone—the mother hormones
Tissue-specific signaling factors that guide hormone recalibration
No synthetic estrogens, no hormone pills, no endocrine disruption
This is not about hormone replacement. This is about restoring the terrain that creates the rhythm.
Why Ovary Gland Matters
In the Absurd terrain model, ovary is used to:
Rebuild hormonal balance after fasting, trauma, or toxic exposure
Heal cycle irregularity, heavy bleeding, cramps, and PMS
Support fertility, ovulation, and postpartum recovery
Reverse terrain collapse after years of birth control or synthetic hormones
Restore femininity and spiritual receptivity
Soothe the mind and balance neurotransmitter shifts through estrogen pathways
Reignite covenant selfhood in the face of cultural confusion and identity loss
Whether it’s PCOS or low libido, perimenopause or emotional exhaustion—ovary gland is the holy reset.
Usage Guidelines
Begin with ¼–½ tsp freeze-dried powder or 1 capsule, 2–3x/week
Best taken in the morning or around ovulation for rhythm calibration
Stack with liver, spleen, adrenal, and tallow for full hormonal terrain support
Pair with menstrual syncing, moon fasting, and prayer rhythms
For fertility, pair with husband’s testicle gland in a covenant restoration protocol
Use for 2–6 week cycles, pausing 1 week after each moon phase
The Mirror of Eden
“She shall be called woman, for she was taken out of man.” — Genesis 2:23
“He makes her wilderness like Eden, her desert like the garden of the Lord.” — Isaiah 51:3
The ovary is Eden’s echo in the body. It remembers how to create, to renew, to pulse with divine time. In the Absurd system, we do not treat the ovary as broken—we anoint it as sacred.
This is not a supplement. It is a return to original womanhood.
Use it when your body forgets who she is. Let her remember through rhythm.
The Crown of Creation. Rhythm, Radiance, and the Womb of Renewal.
The ovaries are not just hormone factories—they are the seat of sacred rhythm, the keepers of covenant cycles, the living testament of creation encoded into the female body. Designed to release life, regulate time, and mirror the moon, the ovary governs estrogen, progesterone, follicle growth, emotional fluency, and cellular regeneration.
In a fallen nutritional terrain, most modern women suffer from hormonal distortion: PCOS, infertility, painful cycles, mood swings, early menopause, or complete detachment from their divine design. Plastics, seed oils, birth control, trauma, and gut disruption have severed the rhythm.
But rhythm can be restored.
Our grass-fed, pasture-raised ovary glandular is pure, potent, and terrain-safe—either freeze-dried or fresh. Harvested with honor from clean animals never exposed to antibiotics or hormones. It is a biological map back to wholeness, for women seeking not just hormonal regulation—but full radiance and resurrection.
Nutritional Profile (per 3g freeze-dried serving):
Bioidentical ovarian peptides (FSH, LH, GnRH modulators)
Estrogen/progesterone precursors in balanced ratios
Vitamin E and retinol (critical for follicle & uterine lining health)
Zinc, selenium, copper—hormonal cofactors with antioxidant benefits
Natural DHEA, cholesterol, and pregnenolone—the mother hormones
Tissue-specific signaling factors that guide hormone recalibration
No synthetic estrogens, no hormone pills, no endocrine disruption
This is not about hormone replacement. This is about restoring the terrain that creates the rhythm.
Why Ovary Gland Matters
In the Absurd terrain model, ovary is used to:
Rebuild hormonal balance after fasting, trauma, or toxic exposure
Heal cycle irregularity, heavy bleeding, cramps, and PMS
Support fertility, ovulation, and postpartum recovery
Reverse terrain collapse after years of birth control or synthetic hormones
Restore femininity and spiritual receptivity
Soothe the mind and balance neurotransmitter shifts through estrogen pathways
Reignite covenant selfhood in the face of cultural confusion and identity loss
Whether it’s PCOS or low libido, perimenopause or emotional exhaustion—ovary gland is the holy reset.
Usage Guidelines
Begin with ¼–½ tsp freeze-dried powder or 1 capsule, 2–3x/week
Best taken in the morning or around ovulation for rhythm calibration
Stack with liver, spleen, adrenal, and tallow for full hormonal terrain support
Pair with menstrual syncing, moon fasting, and prayer rhythms
For fertility, pair with husband’s testicle gland in a covenant restoration protocol
Use for 2–6 week cycles, pausing 1 week after each moon phase
The Mirror of Eden
“She shall be called woman, for she was taken out of man.” — Genesis 2:23
“He makes her wilderness like Eden, her desert like the garden of the Lord.” — Isaiah 51:3
The ovary is Eden’s echo in the body. It remembers how to create, to renew, to pulse with divine time. In the Absurd system, we do not treat the ovary as broken—we anoint it as sacred.
This is not a supplement. It is a return to original womanhood.
Use it when your body forgets who she is. Let her remember through rhythm.