Image 1 of 1
Absurd Certified - Grass Fed, Super Organic Bovine Prostate
The Covenant Gate. Identity, Integrity, and Flow.
The prostate is not merely a male gland—it is the covenant boundary, the spiritual root of masculine presence, the regulator of flow, lineage, and purity. In Hebrew design, it is the seat of generational blessing, the interface between fruitfulness and restraint. It controls the channels of life—semen, urine, and spiritual fire.
But in the modern terrain, this gate has been breached. Pornography, estrogenic food, plastics, trauma, emotional suppression, and biological stagnation have turned this warrior’s gland into a battlefield. BPH, prostatitis, infertility, and emasculation are now epidemic. The flow has been blocked—both physically and spiritually.
Our grass-fed bovine prostate gland is a holy restoration tool for men. Freeze-dried at peak potency, hormone-free, and ethically harvested, it is used to rebuild the masculine terrain: to restore physical flow, correct identity erosion, and re-establish the sacred masculine gate.
Nutritional Profile (per 3g freeze-dried serving):
Prostate-specific peptides and signaling factors – restore organ tone and hormonal feedback
Zinc, selenium, and boron – critical for prostate volume regulation and testosterone binding
Lipid cofactors for DHT modulation and anti-inflammatory support
Vitamin E, K2, and beta-sitosterol – nourish smooth muscle and endocrine balance
Natural growth factors (EGF, IGF) – aid tissue healing post-inflammation
Anti-aromatase bioflavonoids – lower estrogen load in the male system
Prostatic enzymes and lectins – regulate immune response within the urogenital terrain
This is not a pharmaceutical workaround.
This is covenantal flow restored.
Why Prostate Gland Matters
In the Absurd terrain system, prostate is used to:
Rebuild masculine terrain post-porn, post-trauma, or post-suppression
Support fertility, libido, and clear ejaculatory flow
Resolve frequent urination, urgency, and night-waking
Heal residual inflammation after prostatitis, STDs, or toxic exposure
Assist with post-vasectomy terrain reordering
Anchor identity in divine masculinity—not cultural confusion
Restore confidence, potency, and spiritual authority
Pair with testicle, adrenal, kidney, and liver for full masculine renewal
This is not about virility—it is about priesthood.
Usage Guidelines
Start with ¼ tsp freeze-dried or 1 capsule, 2–3x/week
Best taken in the morning or evening after prayer or covenant journaling
Stack with testicle and liver for hormonal and blood flow synergy
Combine with zinc-rich foods, deep sleep, and sacred abstinence rhythms
For those rebuilding after sexual sin or trauma: use during mikveh-style fasts
Pair with structured water and adrenal support for maximum clarity
Cycle 3 weeks on, 1 week off for recalibration without overuse
The Gate of Generations
“Out of your innermost being shall flow rivers of living water.” — John 7:38
“He who controls his spirit is better than one who takes a city.” — Proverbs 16:32
This is not just for prostate health.
It is a rite of restoration for men.
The prostate is the biological guardian of seed, memory, and restraint. When healed, it does more than restore flow—it reinstates covenant authority. In our model, this gland is sacred. It remembers who the man is, and what he was created to carry.
Use it when you’ve been diminished, distracted, or disoriented.
Let your identity be re-rooted.
The Covenant Gate. Identity, Integrity, and Flow.
The prostate is not merely a male gland—it is the covenant boundary, the spiritual root of masculine presence, the regulator of flow, lineage, and purity. In Hebrew design, it is the seat of generational blessing, the interface between fruitfulness and restraint. It controls the channels of life—semen, urine, and spiritual fire.
But in the modern terrain, this gate has been breached. Pornography, estrogenic food, plastics, trauma, emotional suppression, and biological stagnation have turned this warrior’s gland into a battlefield. BPH, prostatitis, infertility, and emasculation are now epidemic. The flow has been blocked—both physically and spiritually.
Our grass-fed bovine prostate gland is a holy restoration tool for men. Freeze-dried at peak potency, hormone-free, and ethically harvested, it is used to rebuild the masculine terrain: to restore physical flow, correct identity erosion, and re-establish the sacred masculine gate.
Nutritional Profile (per 3g freeze-dried serving):
Prostate-specific peptides and signaling factors – restore organ tone and hormonal feedback
Zinc, selenium, and boron – critical for prostate volume regulation and testosterone binding
Lipid cofactors for DHT modulation and anti-inflammatory support
Vitamin E, K2, and beta-sitosterol – nourish smooth muscle and endocrine balance
Natural growth factors (EGF, IGF) – aid tissue healing post-inflammation
Anti-aromatase bioflavonoids – lower estrogen load in the male system
Prostatic enzymes and lectins – regulate immune response within the urogenital terrain
This is not a pharmaceutical workaround.
This is covenantal flow restored.
Why Prostate Gland Matters
In the Absurd terrain system, prostate is used to:
Rebuild masculine terrain post-porn, post-trauma, or post-suppression
Support fertility, libido, and clear ejaculatory flow
Resolve frequent urination, urgency, and night-waking
Heal residual inflammation after prostatitis, STDs, or toxic exposure
Assist with post-vasectomy terrain reordering
Anchor identity in divine masculinity—not cultural confusion
Restore confidence, potency, and spiritual authority
Pair with testicle, adrenal, kidney, and liver for full masculine renewal
This is not about virility—it is about priesthood.
Usage Guidelines
Start with ¼ tsp freeze-dried or 1 capsule, 2–3x/week
Best taken in the morning or evening after prayer or covenant journaling
Stack with testicle and liver for hormonal and blood flow synergy
Combine with zinc-rich foods, deep sleep, and sacred abstinence rhythms
For those rebuilding after sexual sin or trauma: use during mikveh-style fasts
Pair with structured water and adrenal support for maximum clarity
Cycle 3 weeks on, 1 week off for recalibration without overuse
The Gate of Generations
“Out of your innermost being shall flow rivers of living water.” — John 7:38
“He who controls his spirit is better than one who takes a city.” — Proverbs 16:32
This is not just for prostate health.
It is a rite of restoration for men.
The prostate is the biological guardian of seed, memory, and restraint. When healed, it does more than restore flow—it reinstates covenant authority. In our model, this gland is sacred. It remembers who the man is, and what he was created to carry.
Use it when you’ve been diminished, distracted, or disoriented.
Let your identity be re-rooted.