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Absurd Certified - Grass Fed Super Organic Beef Spleen
The Wisdom of the Blood. The Hidden Organ of Restoration.
The spleen is the oldest healer in your body—the silent governor of blood purification, red cell regeneration, and immune refinement. Where the thymus trains the soldiers, the spleen sends them to battle. Where the liver stores, the spleen distributes. It is a deep organ of discernment, filtering life from decay, and vitality from stagnation.
In Chinese medicine, it is revered. In Western medicine, ignored. But in terrain-based resurrection biology, the spleen is essential. Without it, the terrain collapses under the weight of undigested pathogens, half-dead cells, and exhausted immunity.
Our grass-fed, pasture-raised spleen is carefully freeze-dried or delivered fresh—harvested with reverence from clean animals raised without antibiotics or synthetic feed. It is one of the richest natural sources of heme iron and bio-identical immune support on the planet.
Nutritional Profile (per 1g freeze-dried equivalent):
Heme Iron: ~12–16 mg per 3g serving (superior to any plant or synthetic iron)
Ferritin & Transferrin Precursors: Build real iron stores
Immunoglobulins & Peptides: Activate macrophages, T-cells, and NK cells
Spleen-derived cytokines: Natural immune modulators
Zinc, copper, selenium: Synergistic cofactors for blood and immune terrain
Enzymes that clear senescent cells and debris
Stem cell niche molecules: Signal repair and blood rebuilding
This is not an iron pill. This is a blood wisdom organ—designed to nourish life at the marrow level, regenerate vitality, and rebalance immunity in the wake of trauma, blood loss, or chronic inflammation.
Why the Spleen Matters
Spleen support is vital for:
Post-viral and post-vaccine terrain collapse
Anemia, fatigue, long-haul symptoms
Wound healing, postpartum repair, and immune recalibration
Clearing hidden infections and debris post-parasite cleanse
Regulating autoimmune overactivation without suppression
Helping autistic and PANS/PANDAS terrain reset inflammation cycles
Building blood post-fast, post-illness, or post-detox
When the blood is tired, the spirit grows dull. The spleen reignites them both.
Usage Guidelines
Start with ¼ to ½ tsp powder or 1–2 capsules, 2–3x/week, increasing as tolerated
Best taken in the morning with tallow or broth
Do not combine with iron supplements (use instead of)
Can be stacked with liver, thymus, or adrenal for comprehensive terrain support
Especially helpful in female protocols, postpartum plans, and recovery from heavy bleeding or cleansing
The Prophetic Blood Organ
“The life of the flesh is in the blood.” — Leviticus 17:11
In Absurd Health, the spleen is revered as a blood priest, a hidden intercessor that keeps the covenant of vitality flowing quietly behind the scenes. It restores what is tired, revives what is weak, and purifies what has been defiled.
Use it to recover. Use it to rebuild. Use it when your terrain needs remembering.
The Wisdom of the Blood. The Hidden Organ of Restoration.
The spleen is the oldest healer in your body—the silent governor of blood purification, red cell regeneration, and immune refinement. Where the thymus trains the soldiers, the spleen sends them to battle. Where the liver stores, the spleen distributes. It is a deep organ of discernment, filtering life from decay, and vitality from stagnation.
In Chinese medicine, it is revered. In Western medicine, ignored. But in terrain-based resurrection biology, the spleen is essential. Without it, the terrain collapses under the weight of undigested pathogens, half-dead cells, and exhausted immunity.
Our grass-fed, pasture-raised spleen is carefully freeze-dried or delivered fresh—harvested with reverence from clean animals raised without antibiotics or synthetic feed. It is one of the richest natural sources of heme iron and bio-identical immune support on the planet.
Nutritional Profile (per 1g freeze-dried equivalent):
Heme Iron: ~12–16 mg per 3g serving (superior to any plant or synthetic iron)
Ferritin & Transferrin Precursors: Build real iron stores
Immunoglobulins & Peptides: Activate macrophages, T-cells, and NK cells
Spleen-derived cytokines: Natural immune modulators
Zinc, copper, selenium: Synergistic cofactors for blood and immune terrain
Enzymes that clear senescent cells and debris
Stem cell niche molecules: Signal repair and blood rebuilding
This is not an iron pill. This is a blood wisdom organ—designed to nourish life at the marrow level, regenerate vitality, and rebalance immunity in the wake of trauma, blood loss, or chronic inflammation.
Why the Spleen Matters
Spleen support is vital for:
Post-viral and post-vaccine terrain collapse
Anemia, fatigue, long-haul symptoms
Wound healing, postpartum repair, and immune recalibration
Clearing hidden infections and debris post-parasite cleanse
Regulating autoimmune overactivation without suppression
Helping autistic and PANS/PANDAS terrain reset inflammation cycles
Building blood post-fast, post-illness, or post-detox
When the blood is tired, the spirit grows dull. The spleen reignites them both.
Usage Guidelines
Start with ¼ to ½ tsp powder or 1–2 capsules, 2–3x/week, increasing as tolerated
Best taken in the morning with tallow or broth
Do not combine with iron supplements (use instead of)
Can be stacked with liver, thymus, or adrenal for comprehensive terrain support
Especially helpful in female protocols, postpartum plans, and recovery from heavy bleeding or cleansing
The Prophetic Blood Organ
“The life of the flesh is in the blood.” — Leviticus 17:11
In Absurd Health, the spleen is revered as a blood priest, a hidden intercessor that keeps the covenant of vitality flowing quietly behind the scenes. It restores what is tired, revives what is weak, and purifies what has been defiled.
Use it to recover. Use it to rebuild. Use it when your terrain needs remembering.