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Absurd Certified - Grass Fed Organic Grass Fed Tallow - 7lbs (One Month)
Anointed Oil for the Temple Within.
Tallow is not just a fat. It is the forgotten anointing oil of the body—a sacred, stabilizing substance that seals the vessel, fuels the fire, and restores the frame. In ancient times, fat was never discarded. It was set apart for the altar, offered in worship, and burned before the Lord as a pleasing aroma. Today, we consume it with reverence, knowing it nourishes what no synthetic fat or oil can replace.
Our grass-fed, pasture-raised tallow is clean, purified, and rendered without additives, bleaches, or hydrogenation. This is the highest-quality bioavailable fat—perfectly aligned with the human cell membrane, hormone matrix, and mitochondrial system.
Nutritional Profile (per 1 Tbsp / ~13g):
Total Fat: ~13g (of which ~6g saturated, 5g monounsaturated)
Conjugated Linoleic Acid (CLA): Supports metabolism, immune function
Palmitoleic Acid (Omega-7): Rare fat with antimicrobial and skin-repair effects
Stearic Acid: Improves mitochondrial fusion and energy metabolism
Cholesterol: Essential for hormone production and cell membrane integrity
Fat-Soluble Vitamins: Trace amounts of A, D, E, K2 depending on diet of the animal
0g Carbohydrate, 0g Protein
Highly heat stable (no oxidation)
Unlike seed oils and vegan fats that disrupt the terrain, tallow supports cellular sealing, gut lining integrity, bile flow, and clean fuel generation. It burns steadily, heals deeply, and binds no toxicity.
Why Tallow Matters
Tallow is central to the Absurd Diet, the Resurrection Biology fast, and all post-cleanse healing protocols because it:
Feeds the brain and myelin sheath with stable, non-inflammatory fuel
Seals the gut lining post-fast or during recovery from permeability
Supports bile production and fat-soluble vitamin absorption
Stabilizes energy with clean, even-burning ketone generation
Strengthens the skin, fascia, joints, and hormonal signaling pathways
Replaces toxic fats (canola, soy, seed oils) that distort cellular membranes
It is also an essential spiritual rhythm: a daily act of rebuilding the temple, one layer of lipid at a time.
How to Use
Cook with it: sauté, roast, sear—it is heat stable to 420°F+
Blend into bone broths, soups, or fasting drinks
Spread on post-fast meals with meat and liver for gut sealing
Use topically for skin repair, eczema, and post-fast dryness
Use 1–3 Tbsp daily depending on body size and metabolic need
Scriptural Footnote
“The fat is the Lord’s… it shall be burned as a sweet aroma unto Yahweh.” — Leviticus 3:16
In Scripture, fat was never feared—it was sacred. At Absurd Health, we reclaim it. Our tallow is not processed in industrial seed oil vats. It is rendered, purified, and honored.
Use it as fuel. Use it as offering. Use it as restoration.
Anointed Oil for the Temple Within.
Tallow is not just a fat. It is the forgotten anointing oil of the body—a sacred, stabilizing substance that seals the vessel, fuels the fire, and restores the frame. In ancient times, fat was never discarded. It was set apart for the altar, offered in worship, and burned before the Lord as a pleasing aroma. Today, we consume it with reverence, knowing it nourishes what no synthetic fat or oil can replace.
Our grass-fed, pasture-raised tallow is clean, purified, and rendered without additives, bleaches, or hydrogenation. This is the highest-quality bioavailable fat—perfectly aligned with the human cell membrane, hormone matrix, and mitochondrial system.
Nutritional Profile (per 1 Tbsp / ~13g):
Total Fat: ~13g (of which ~6g saturated, 5g monounsaturated)
Conjugated Linoleic Acid (CLA): Supports metabolism, immune function
Palmitoleic Acid (Omega-7): Rare fat with antimicrobial and skin-repair effects
Stearic Acid: Improves mitochondrial fusion and energy metabolism
Cholesterol: Essential for hormone production and cell membrane integrity
Fat-Soluble Vitamins: Trace amounts of A, D, E, K2 depending on diet of the animal
0g Carbohydrate, 0g Protein
Highly heat stable (no oxidation)
Unlike seed oils and vegan fats that disrupt the terrain, tallow supports cellular sealing, gut lining integrity, bile flow, and clean fuel generation. It burns steadily, heals deeply, and binds no toxicity.
Why Tallow Matters
Tallow is central to the Absurd Diet, the Resurrection Biology fast, and all post-cleanse healing protocols because it:
Feeds the brain and myelin sheath with stable, non-inflammatory fuel
Seals the gut lining post-fast or during recovery from permeability
Supports bile production and fat-soluble vitamin absorption
Stabilizes energy with clean, even-burning ketone generation
Strengthens the skin, fascia, joints, and hormonal signaling pathways
Replaces toxic fats (canola, soy, seed oils) that distort cellular membranes
It is also an essential spiritual rhythm: a daily act of rebuilding the temple, one layer of lipid at a time.
How to Use
Cook with it: sauté, roast, sear—it is heat stable to 420°F+
Blend into bone broths, soups, or fasting drinks
Spread on post-fast meals with meat and liver for gut sealing
Use topically for skin repair, eczema, and post-fast dryness
Use 1–3 Tbsp daily depending on body size and metabolic need
Scriptural Footnote
“The fat is the Lord’s… it shall be burned as a sweet aroma unto Yahweh.” — Leviticus 3:16
In Scripture, fat was never feared—it was sacred. At Absurd Health, we reclaim it. Our tallow is not processed in industrial seed oil vats. It is rendered, purified, and honored.
Use it as fuel. Use it as offering. Use it as restoration.