We Found the End to Chronic Illness
Detect Major Illnesses Up To Fifteen Years Early
Our proprietary PRx blood panels alert us to the early warning signs of over 80 illnesses. With an early Terrain indicator, we can then get you on effective protocols so you stay healthy and never get sick. We call this the end to chronic illness.
What You Get.
Order a test kit and get it mailed to your home. Take the enclosed order form to any of our 2200+ partner locations including select Walgreens locations. Complete the blood draw. In about 3 weeks you’ll get your report in the mail and the opportunity to discuss results with a Terrain Doctor
Hopeful
Getting advance knowledge of illness can be liberating but also scary. If you do get notice of something developing, we can help with protocols designed to reverse the Terrain leading to the illness. Our kits represent hope, because with them you may never get sick to begin with.
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This is our introductory test. From this first step, we can look at your risk factors and then hone down on which condition your internal terrain may be leading to. This is what we recommend as the first step for everyone.
A single blood draw that maps over 80 disease pathways and shows where your body is heading — so you can steer it back.
Your health doesn’t suddenly “happen.” It trends. The Universal Terrain Mapping Kit reads deep patterns in metabolism, inflammation, hormones, nutrients, blood vessels and immune tone long before symptoms arrive. Every marker is run by a national clinical laboratory and translated by Absurd Health into a clear plan: what to optimize now, which system is asking for help, and which focused kit will answer it. In 2–5 days after your draw you receive your Terrain Intelligence Report, and a human clinician walks you through it. You’ll know exactly what to do next — years ahead of the curve.
What’s included:
National-lab bloodwork (single draw)
Absurd Health Terrain Intelligence Report
One-hour expert consult
A precise recommendation for your next step (one secondary kit)
Logistics:
After purchase, you’ll receive our embossed Terrain Envelope in 3–5 business days with simple instructions. You can attend one of our partner’s locations to coordinate your draw. That’s it.
Advanced Notice.
Our illness specific test kits can tell you with 98% accuracy if you are at risk of getting an illness within the next 15 years.
Get Good News
If the result shows that you may be likely to get a certain condition, we can work with you to correct the Terrain and ensure that we can reverse the biomarkers completely naturally. 100% of conditions are reversible before the disease manifests.