We Found the End to Chronic Illness
Detect Early Disease Risk Up to Fifteen Years Before Illness Happens
Our proprietary PRx blood panels alert us to the early warning signs of over 80 illnesses up to 15 years early. When the underlying conditions are corrected through our protocols, emergent chronic illness no longer has a reason to continue. We call this the end of chronic illness.
Start with a General Terrain Screen that maps patterns linked to over 80 major chronic conditions.
If early signals appear, we guide you to the most relevant targeted test next — giving clarity long before symptoms arise.
What You Get.
Order a test kit and get it mailed to your home. Take the enclosed order form to any of our 2200+ partner locations including select Walgreens locations. Complete the blood draw. In about 3 weeks you’ll After your draw, you’ll receive your Terrain Intelligence Report, A clinician walk-through with clear guidance on whether a follow-up panel is recommended. No guesswork. No raw data without context.
How Our Testing Works — Simple Step-by-Step
1. General Terrain Screen
A single blood draw that assesses metabolic, inflammatory, hormonal, immune, and systemic markers — revealing early patterns linked to dozens of chronic conditions.
2. Targeted Follow-Up Panels (if indicated)
If early signals show a specific risk trend, we recommend a focused follow-up panel to clarify that trajectory.
3. Terrain Intelligence Report
You receive a clear summary of:
What patterns were detected
What they suggest about your regulation
What systems need attention
Suggested next steps and timelines
Interpretation is included — you will not just receive data. You will receive understanding.
Our Two-Step Detection Model
We use a structured, staged approach to early detection.
Step 1: General Terrain Screening
This foundational program assesses markers across multiple systems to identify early signs of dysfunction.
The General Terrain Screen evaluates biological patterns associated with over 80 major chronic conditions, including metabolic, immune, neurological, hormonal, inflammatory, and degenerative trajectories.
This allows us to answer a critical question:
Is the terrain stable — or is it trending toward breakdown?
Step 2: Targeted Condition-Specific Panels
If the General Terrain Screen identifies a potential risk pattern, targeted panels may be used to explore that trajectory further.
These focused panels are designed to evaluate specific systems or condition categories, such as:
Metabolic and diabetes risk
Autoimmune and immune dysregulation
Neuroinflammation and cognitive decline
Hormonal and endocrine instability
Gut permeability and systemic inflammation
Cardiovascular and vascular stress
Targeted testing is not performed by default.
It is used only when early signals justify deeper evaluation.
This avoids unnecessary testing while increasing precision.
Why This Matters
Almost all chronic disease has a long pre-diagnostic phase. Changes in metabolism, immunity, inflammation, and hormone signaling can be present for years before symptoms appear or a formal diagnosis is made. Early detection changes the trajectory by allowing understanding and action long before the disease threshold is crossed.
This is how risk becomes insight.
General Terrain Early Detection Program
A comprehensive screening program designed to identify early risk trajectories across multiple biological systems.
This is the recommended starting point for most individuals.
From this first step, we can look at your risk factors and then hone down on which condition your internal terrain may be leading to. This is what we recommend as the first step for everyone.
A single blood draw that maps over 80 disease pathways and shows where your body is heading — so you can steer it back.
Your health doesn’t suddenly “happen.” It trends. The Universal Terrain Mapping Kit reads deep patterns in metabolism, inflammation, hormones, nutrients, blood vessels and immune tone long before symptoms arrive. Every marker is run by a national clinical laboratory and translated by Absurd Health into a clear plan: what to optimize now, which system is asking for help, and which focused kit will answer it. In 2–5 days after your draw you receive your Terrain Intelligence Report, and a human clinician walks you through it. You’ll know exactly what to do next — years ahead of the curve.
What’s included:
National-lab bloodwork (single draw)
Absurd Health Terrain Intelligence Report
One-hour expert consult
A precise recommendation for your next step (one secondary kit)
Logistics:
After purchase, you’ll receive our embossed Terrain Envelope in 3–5 business days with simple instructions. You can attend one of our partner’s locations to coordinate your draw. That’s it.
Advanced Notice.
Our second phase condition specific test kits can show the biomarkers that indicate risk of getting a major illness within the next 15 years.
Ongoing Monitoring & Subscriptions
Early detection is most powerful when performed over time.
Our programs are available through automatic subscription monitoring, typically every 6 or 12 months, depending on the program and individual needs.
With subscription monitoring:
Test kits are shipped automatically
No re-ordering is required
Results are reviewed and interpreted
You receive a written terrain update outlining trends and changes
This allows early course correction instead of delayed reaction.
Interpretation Is the Value
Blood tests alone do not create insight.
All Early Detection Programs include:
Terrain-based pattern analysis
Contextual interpretation across systems
Identification of improving, stable, or worsening trajectories
Guidance on whether intervention or monitoring is appropriate
Raw data without interpretation is incomplete.
Who These Are For
Early Detection Programs are appropriate for individuals who:
Want to identify risk before symptoms escalate
Have a family history of chronic illness
Experience subtle or unexplained symptoms
Are monitoring recovery or stability over time
Want objective insight to guide prevention
Important Notes
All laboratory testing is performed through certified third-party providers
These programs do not diagnose or treat disease
Findings reflect risk patterns and biological trajectories, not diagnoses
Intervention recommendations may require consultation