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Cardio-Vascular Inflammatory Terrain Kit
Cardio-Inflammatory Terrain Kit
See cardiovascular risk 10–15 years before events—and change the path now.
What it is
A premium, single-draw preventive kit that detects silent arterial inflammation, lipid particle stress, clotting tendency, and endothelial strain—long before a calcium score or stress test would flag trouble. We translate your terrain signals into a precise, natural plan to cool inflammation, improve vessel resilience, and normalize risk.
Why it matters
Heart and vessel disease builds for years before symptoms. Early arterial inflammation and particle stress—not just “high cholesterol”—drive risk. When we see the pattern early, we can pivot nutrition, micronutrients, circadian timing, training, and recovery to reduce lifetime risk instead of waiting for a wake-up call.
What you’ll experience
White-glove journey: A nicely designed Absurd Health envelope arrives in 3–5 business days with simple instructions. No portals to navigate; our concierge books your draw.
One elegant draw: Fast, professional collection.
Clarity, not alarm: Within 3–5 business days after your draw, you receive your Terrain Intelligence Report and a 45–60 minute clinician review (live or recorded). We give you a ranked action list, targeted natural protocol, and a clear retesting plan.
How early this can detect
Inflammatory and endothelial stress signatures commonly shift 10–15 years before clinical events.
Metabolic/insulin patterns can surface 5–10+ years before a diagnosis.
Clotting-tendency indicators may rise years before symptoms, guiding prevention rather than reaction.
What you get (without the noise)
A premium cardiovascular terrain screen revealing inflammation-first risk, particle stress, and vessel resilience—well ahead of symptoms
A personalized, natural protocol (nutrition priorities, intelligent supplementation, circadian/cardiorespiratory fitness, recovery and stress hygiene)
A 90-day, stepwise roadmap with exact retest timing
Priority routing to a focused follow-up module if your pattern suggests it (we’ll spell out the next step inside your report)
Who it’s for
Family history of heart disease, stroke, or early cardiac events
“Normal cholesterol” but stubborn fatigue, abdominal adiposity, or high-stress lifestyle
Athletes and executives who want hard data to guide training and recovery—without waiting for a calcium score to change
Who it’s not for
Active chest pain, shortness of breath at rest, or urgent symptoms—seek immediate medical care
Individuals currently under evaluation for acute cardiac issues (complete that first, then return for prevention)
Timing
Envelope ships: 3–5 business days
Results & plan: 3–5 business days after your draw
Typical retest: 8–12 weeks (inflammation focus) or 12–16 weeks (metabolic/vessel remodeling), as directed in your report
Price
$995 (core). Premier upgrade available for extended terrain analysis based on initial results.
Preparation
Fast 8–12 hours (water is fine). Hydrate well. Avoid high-dose biotin for 24–48 hours if possible. Take prescribed medications as directed unless your clinician advises otherwise. A simple prep card is included.
Accuracy & processing
All testing is performed by a national, CLIA-certified reference laboratory using validated clinical methods. This service provides preventive screening and risk-stratification with clinician interpretation; it does not replace individualized medical care from your personal physician.
How to begin
Order now. We’ll handle the rest—shipping, scheduling, interpretation, and your first 90-day plan—so you can lower risk before it becomes a diagnosis.
Cardio-Inflammatory Terrain Kit
See cardiovascular risk 10–15 years before events—and change the path now.
What it is
A premium, single-draw preventive kit that detects silent arterial inflammation, lipid particle stress, clotting tendency, and endothelial strain—long before a calcium score or stress test would flag trouble. We translate your terrain signals into a precise, natural plan to cool inflammation, improve vessel resilience, and normalize risk.
Why it matters
Heart and vessel disease builds for years before symptoms. Early arterial inflammation and particle stress—not just “high cholesterol”—drive risk. When we see the pattern early, we can pivot nutrition, micronutrients, circadian timing, training, and recovery to reduce lifetime risk instead of waiting for a wake-up call.
What you’ll experience
White-glove journey: A nicely designed Absurd Health envelope arrives in 3–5 business days with simple instructions. No portals to navigate; our concierge books your draw.
One elegant draw: Fast, professional collection.
Clarity, not alarm: Within 3–5 business days after your draw, you receive your Terrain Intelligence Report and a 45–60 minute clinician review (live or recorded). We give you a ranked action list, targeted natural protocol, and a clear retesting plan.
How early this can detect
Inflammatory and endothelial stress signatures commonly shift 10–15 years before clinical events.
Metabolic/insulin patterns can surface 5–10+ years before a diagnosis.
Clotting-tendency indicators may rise years before symptoms, guiding prevention rather than reaction.
What you get (without the noise)
A premium cardiovascular terrain screen revealing inflammation-first risk, particle stress, and vessel resilience—well ahead of symptoms
A personalized, natural protocol (nutrition priorities, intelligent supplementation, circadian/cardiorespiratory fitness, recovery and stress hygiene)
A 90-day, stepwise roadmap with exact retest timing
Priority routing to a focused follow-up module if your pattern suggests it (we’ll spell out the next step inside your report)
Who it’s for
Family history of heart disease, stroke, or early cardiac events
“Normal cholesterol” but stubborn fatigue, abdominal adiposity, or high-stress lifestyle
Athletes and executives who want hard data to guide training and recovery—without waiting for a calcium score to change
Who it’s not for
Active chest pain, shortness of breath at rest, or urgent symptoms—seek immediate medical care
Individuals currently under evaluation for acute cardiac issues (complete that first, then return for prevention)
Timing
Envelope ships: 3–5 business days
Results & plan: 3–5 business days after your draw
Typical retest: 8–12 weeks (inflammation focus) or 12–16 weeks (metabolic/vessel remodeling), as directed in your report
Price
$995 (core). Premier upgrade available for extended terrain analysis based on initial results.
Preparation
Fast 8–12 hours (water is fine). Hydrate well. Avoid high-dose biotin for 24–48 hours if possible. Take prescribed medications as directed unless your clinician advises otherwise. A simple prep card is included.
Accuracy & processing
All testing is performed by a national, CLIA-certified reference laboratory using validated clinical methods. This service provides preventive screening and risk-stratification with clinician interpretation; it does not replace individualized medical care from your personal physician.
How to begin
Order now. We’ll handle the rest—shipping, scheduling, interpretation, and your first 90-day plan—so you can lower risk before it becomes a diagnosis.