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Alzheimer’s / Cognitive Decline Early-Signal Kit
Alzheimer’s / Cognitive Decline Early-Signal Kit
See cognitive-risk biology early — and act while the brain is still highly plastic.
What it is
A premium, single-draw preventive kit that reads advanced, blood-based brain-health signals alongside the terrain that shapes them — inflammation, metabolic stress, nutrient sufficiency, and vascular resilience. We translate your results into a personalized, natural program to protect synapses, normalize inflammation, optimize energy metabolism, and reinforce brain-positive routines.
Why it matters
Cognitive decline is a long runway, not a sudden cliff. Biology shifts years before memory complaints are obvious: inflammatory micro-signals, energy shortfalls, and vascular stress begin to nudge the system out of balance. Finding these early gives us time — to nourish neurons, repair sleep, tune insulin sensitivity, and build daily habits that protect the hippocampus.
What you’ll experience
Concierge flow: A nicely designed Absurd Health envelope arrives in 3–5 business days with simple instructions; our team books your draw.
One elegant draw: Quick, professional collection.
Precision plan: Within 3–5 business days after your draw, you receive your Terrain Intelligence Report and a 45–60-minute clinician review (live or recorded). You’ll leave with a ranked action list, targeted supports, and a retest date.
How early this can detect
Core brain-risk signals can shift years before everyday memory impairment is obvious.
Metabolic and vascular drivers (the “brain-energy gap”) often trend 5–10+ years before clinical diagnoses.
Inflammatory terrain markers may rise years in advance and accelerate change if ignored.
What you get (without revealing internals)
A premium brain-health terrain screen integrating neuro-risk signals with metabolic, inflammatory, and vascularcontext
A personalized, natural protocol: brain-positive nutrition, targeted supplementation, sleep/circadian repair, insulin-sensitivity work, cardiorespiratory training and stress-system balance
A 90-day roadmap with exact retest timing and clear criteria for specialty referral if needed
Who it’s for
Family history of dementia or personal concern about long-term cognitive health
“Mental fog,” stress-sensitive memory, or sleep disruption that lingers
Executives and athletes who want a preclinical edge and a structured, natural plan
Who it’s not for
Acute neurologic changes (sudden confusion, severe headache, new stroke-like symptoms) — seek emergency care
Individuals actively undergoing a diagnostic workup for dementia (complete that first; this kit is preventive and complementary)
Timing
Envelope ships: 3–5 business days
Results & plan: 3–5 business days after your draw
Typical retest: 12–16 weeks for terrain remodeling; sooner if your report recommends targeted re-checks
Price
$1,295 (core). $1,495–$1,695 (premier) when extended analysis is indicated by the initial pattern.
Preparation
Fast 8–12 hours (water is fine). Hydrate well. If possible, avoid high-dose biotin for 24–48 hours. Take prescribed medications as directed unless your clinician advises otherwise. Your envelope includes a simple prep card.
Accuracy & processing
All testing is performed by a national, CLIA-certified reference laboratory using validated clinical methods. This service provides preventive screening and risk-stratification with clinician interpretation; it does not replace individualized medical care from your personal physician.
How to begin
Order now. We’ll manage shipping, scheduling, interpretation, and your first 90-day plan — so you can invest in synaptic health while the brain is most responsive to change.
Alzheimer’s / Cognitive Decline Early-Signal Kit
See cognitive-risk biology early — and act while the brain is still highly plastic.
What it is
A premium, single-draw preventive kit that reads advanced, blood-based brain-health signals alongside the terrain that shapes them — inflammation, metabolic stress, nutrient sufficiency, and vascular resilience. We translate your results into a personalized, natural program to protect synapses, normalize inflammation, optimize energy metabolism, and reinforce brain-positive routines.
Why it matters
Cognitive decline is a long runway, not a sudden cliff. Biology shifts years before memory complaints are obvious: inflammatory micro-signals, energy shortfalls, and vascular stress begin to nudge the system out of balance. Finding these early gives us time — to nourish neurons, repair sleep, tune insulin sensitivity, and build daily habits that protect the hippocampus.
What you’ll experience
Concierge flow: A nicely designed Absurd Health envelope arrives in 3–5 business days with simple instructions; our team books your draw.
One elegant draw: Quick, professional collection.
Precision plan: Within 3–5 business days after your draw, you receive your Terrain Intelligence Report and a 45–60-minute clinician review (live or recorded). You’ll leave with a ranked action list, targeted supports, and a retest date.
How early this can detect
Core brain-risk signals can shift years before everyday memory impairment is obvious.
Metabolic and vascular drivers (the “brain-energy gap”) often trend 5–10+ years before clinical diagnoses.
Inflammatory terrain markers may rise years in advance and accelerate change if ignored.
What you get (without revealing internals)
A premium brain-health terrain screen integrating neuro-risk signals with metabolic, inflammatory, and vascularcontext
A personalized, natural protocol: brain-positive nutrition, targeted supplementation, sleep/circadian repair, insulin-sensitivity work, cardiorespiratory training and stress-system balance
A 90-day roadmap with exact retest timing and clear criteria for specialty referral if needed
Who it’s for
Family history of dementia or personal concern about long-term cognitive health
“Mental fog,” stress-sensitive memory, or sleep disruption that lingers
Executives and athletes who want a preclinical edge and a structured, natural plan
Who it’s not for
Acute neurologic changes (sudden confusion, severe headache, new stroke-like symptoms) — seek emergency care
Individuals actively undergoing a diagnostic workup for dementia (complete that first; this kit is preventive and complementary)
Timing
Envelope ships: 3–5 business days
Results & plan: 3–5 business days after your draw
Typical retest: 12–16 weeks for terrain remodeling; sooner if your report recommends targeted re-checks
Price
$1,295 (core). $1,495–$1,695 (premier) when extended analysis is indicated by the initial pattern.
Preparation
Fast 8–12 hours (water is fine). Hydrate well. If possible, avoid high-dose biotin for 24–48 hours. Take prescribed medications as directed unless your clinician advises otherwise. Your envelope includes a simple prep card.
Accuracy & processing
All testing is performed by a national, CLIA-certified reference laboratory using validated clinical methods. This service provides preventive screening and risk-stratification with clinician interpretation; it does not replace individualized medical care from your personal physician.
How to begin
Order now. We’ll manage shipping, scheduling, interpretation, and your first 90-day plan — so you can invest in synaptic health while the brain is most responsive to change.