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ALS Early-Signal Terrain Kit
ALS Early-Signal Terrain Kit
See motor-neuron risk before disability—and act while it still moves.
What it is
A premium, single-draw preventive kit that looks for early nerve-fiber injury signals and neuro-inflammatory terrainassociated with motor-neuron degeneration—well before typical diagnostic pathways. You’ll receive a precise, natural plan to calm inflammation, support mitochondrial/neuronal resilience, and guide smart follow-up.
Why it matters
By the time classic tests turn positive, the process is often advanced. Subtle axonal-injury and terrain patterns can shift months to ~2 years before a conventional diagnosis. Finding that trend early lets us change course—nutrition, micronutrients, circadian repair, targeted training, and stress-system work—before function is lost.
How early this can detect
Near-onset nerve-injury signals: commonly months to ~2 years ahead of typical diagnosis timelines.
Broader neuro-inflammatory terrain: may smolder years beforehand; we combine early signals with structured follow-up to track direction, not just a single snapshot.
What you’ll experience
Concierge flow: A nicely designed Absurd Health envelope arrives in 3–5 business days with simple instructions. No third-party portals—our team books your draw.
One elegant draw: Fast, professional collection.
Clarity, not fear: Within 3–5 business days after your draw, you receive your Terrain Intelligence Report and a 45–60-minute clinician review (live or recorded). We translate the signals into a step-by-step plan and retest window.
What you get (without the noise)
A premium, early-signal motor-neuron screen focused on nerve-fiber injury and neuro-inflammatory terrain
A personalized natural protocol (neuro-protective nutrition, targeted supplementation, inflammation control, sleep/circadian repair, nervous-system-friendly conditioning)
A 90-day roadmap with precise retesting and clear criteria for specialty referral
Priority routing to a focused follow-up module if your pattern suggests it (spelled out inside your report)
Who it’s for
Intermittent muscle twitching, subtle grip or endurance changes, unexplained fatigue, or “off” motor control without a clear cause
High-concern individuals wanting pre-diagnostic insight and a structured, natural plan
Who it’s not for
Sudden weakness, speech or swallowing changes, or rapidly progressive deficits—seek emergency care
Individuals currently in an urgent neuromuscular workup (finish that first; this kit is preventive and complementary)
Timing
Envelope ships: 3–5 business days
Results & plan: 3–5 business days after your draw
Typical retest: 6–12 weeks if early-signal detected; 6–12 months if baseline is reassuring but symptoms evolve
Price
$1,195 (core). $1,395–$1,495 (premier) when extended analysis is indicated by the initial pattern.
Preparation
Fast 8–12 hours (water is fine). Hydrate well. If possible, avoid high-dose biotin for 24–48 hours. Take prescribed medications as directed unless your clinician advises otherwise. A simple prep card is included.
Accuracy & processing
All testing is performed by a national, CLIA-certified reference laboratory using validated clinical methods. This service provides preventive screening and risk-stratification with clinician interpretation; it does not replace individualized medical care from your personal physician.
How to begin
Order now. We’ll handle shipping, scheduling, interpretation, and your first 90-day plan—so you can act before motor-neuron patterns define your path.
ALS Early-Signal Terrain Kit
See motor-neuron risk before disability—and act while it still moves.
What it is
A premium, single-draw preventive kit that looks for early nerve-fiber injury signals and neuro-inflammatory terrainassociated with motor-neuron degeneration—well before typical diagnostic pathways. You’ll receive a precise, natural plan to calm inflammation, support mitochondrial/neuronal resilience, and guide smart follow-up.
Why it matters
By the time classic tests turn positive, the process is often advanced. Subtle axonal-injury and terrain patterns can shift months to ~2 years before a conventional diagnosis. Finding that trend early lets us change course—nutrition, micronutrients, circadian repair, targeted training, and stress-system work—before function is lost.
How early this can detect
Near-onset nerve-injury signals: commonly months to ~2 years ahead of typical diagnosis timelines.
Broader neuro-inflammatory terrain: may smolder years beforehand; we combine early signals with structured follow-up to track direction, not just a single snapshot.
What you’ll experience
Concierge flow: A nicely designed Absurd Health envelope arrives in 3–5 business days with simple instructions. No third-party portals—our team books your draw.
One elegant draw: Fast, professional collection.
Clarity, not fear: Within 3–5 business days after your draw, you receive your Terrain Intelligence Report and a 45–60-minute clinician review (live or recorded). We translate the signals into a step-by-step plan and retest window.
What you get (without the noise)
A premium, early-signal motor-neuron screen focused on nerve-fiber injury and neuro-inflammatory terrain
A personalized natural protocol (neuro-protective nutrition, targeted supplementation, inflammation control, sleep/circadian repair, nervous-system-friendly conditioning)
A 90-day roadmap with precise retesting and clear criteria for specialty referral
Priority routing to a focused follow-up module if your pattern suggests it (spelled out inside your report)
Who it’s for
Intermittent muscle twitching, subtle grip or endurance changes, unexplained fatigue, or “off” motor control without a clear cause
High-concern individuals wanting pre-diagnostic insight and a structured, natural plan
Who it’s not for
Sudden weakness, speech or swallowing changes, or rapidly progressive deficits—seek emergency care
Individuals currently in an urgent neuromuscular workup (finish that first; this kit is preventive and complementary)
Timing
Envelope ships: 3–5 business days
Results & plan: 3–5 business days after your draw
Typical retest: 6–12 weeks if early-signal detected; 6–12 months if baseline is reassuring but symptoms evolve
Price
$1,195 (core). $1,395–$1,495 (premier) when extended analysis is indicated by the initial pattern.
Preparation
Fast 8–12 hours (water is fine). Hydrate well. If possible, avoid high-dose biotin for 24–48 hours. Take prescribed medications as directed unless your clinician advises otherwise. A simple prep card is included.
Accuracy & processing
All testing is performed by a national, CLIA-certified reference laboratory using validated clinical methods. This service provides preventive screening and risk-stratification with clinician interpretation; it does not replace individualized medical care from your personal physician.
How to begin
Order now. We’ll handle shipping, scheduling, interpretation, and your first 90-day plan—so you can act before motor-neuron patterns define your path.