Emergency Crop Rescue Consultation (within 72 hours)

$22,800.00

Having a die off of plants and not sure what’s going on? We can diagnose and treat efficiently. Price quoted is per day charge for same day travel from one of our Absurd experts.

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Having a die off of plants and not sure what’s going on? We can diagnose and treat efficiently. Price quoted is per day charge for same day travel from one of our Absurd experts.

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