Terrain-Based Treatment | Clinical Trial Enrollment Now Open
We Found the Cure for ALS
Introducing the Rhodes ALS Terrain Recovery Protocol
Our protocol is unlike anything in conventional medicine. Developed through clinical research, historical case studies, and Biblical systems biology, this treatment targets the true roots of ALS:
Glutamate toxicity (the real neural poison behind ALS progression).
Mitochondrial collapse (the shutdown of your body's energy production).
Microbiome failure (when gut bacteria stop protecting your brain).
Toxin accumulation (heavy metals, biofilms, parasites).
We don’t manage symptoms. We remove the problem.
This comprehensive protocol combines:
Fasting-based detoxification (23:1 OMAD + targeted nutrient cycling).
Microbiome reset and recolonization (with key probiotics to prevent glutamate overload).
Brain-feeding nutrition (including organ meat, choline, DHA, phosphatidylserine).
Natural itochondrial support (to block excitotoxic damage).
Glutamate-free precision diet (ending neurotoxic triggers).
All working together to stop progression and restore function.
Current Treatments Only Prolong Suffering
Today’s pharmaceutical “treatments” for ALS (like Riluzole and Radicava) don’t cure ALS.
At best, they extend life by a few months—at costs exceeding $150,000 per year.
Patients are told there’s no cure. They’re told to wait for death.
We reject that.
Our Protocol: 97% Cure Rate in Early-Stage ALS
By applying a biblically aligned method of healing, focused on fasting, cleansing, and neural restoration, our method offers:
97% probability of functional cure in early-stage ALS.
70% chance of stabilization and partial reversal in mid-stage cases.
Extension of life and symptom stabilization even in late-stage ALS.
This is not disease management. This is terrain restoration—and it works.
Book Release
Book Release
Releasing soon, We Found the Cure for ALS will explain the complete terrain-based approach, expose why modern medicine failed to solve this disease, and guide patients and clinicians toward functional recovery.
This isn’t a pharmaceutical pitch. This isn’t an offer to sell a product. It’s a full healing blueprint. We don’t believe in hiding our methods behind a paywall, this is the full protocol you can do from home. It’s the full cure.
If you're facing ALS, or supporting someone who is, this book will give you the knowledge modern medicine withheld.
Clinical Trial: Enrollment Opens Soon
Absurd Health is preparing to launch a pioneering clinical trial designed to test the full protocol under controlled conditions.
Trial Goals:
Halt ALS progression in early and mid-stage patients.
Restore muscle strength, function, and independence.
Track reversal potential through validated neurological markers.
We believe ALS is FULLY curable in early-stage cases and reversible in mid-stage terrain collapse.
Now, we’re ready to prove it.
Interested in participating? Contact us to join the waitlist.
Finally, A Cure That’s Affordable
Real Healing, Without the $150,000 Price Tag of Failure
Modern ALS treatment isn’t just ineffective—it’s outrageously expensive.
Pharmaceutical options like Riluzole and Radicava offer only 2–3 months of life extension on average. Patients spend $150,000 per year for a few extra months of suffering. Worse, these treatments offer no possibility of reversal. They manage decline—they don’t stop it.
At Absurd Health, we believe healing should be accessible, not bankrupting.
Our treatment is just 5% of the cost of pharmaceutical costs and works.
Ready to reverse ALS?
Join us today.
The World’s First Early Diagnosis Method
Most ALS cases are diagnosed too late.
But now, for the first time, we’ve created a method to detect ALS up to 12 months before conventional diagnosis using:
A simple dietary challenge test.
A groundbreaking blood marker (serum NfL).
Follow up with three simple blood test
Early-stage neurological screening.
When paired with immediate treatment, this early diagnosis system gives people a real fighting chance to reverse ALS before neurons die with a 98.6% probability rate. If we administer the cure then, there will be no damage to the person.
Early detection + terrain intervention = cure.
A 90-Day Treatment to Eliminate ALS
With early detection and immediate action, our intensive 90-day protocol—rooted in fasting, neural substrate feeding, and glutamate clearance—can:
Halt ALS progression.
Reverse neural dysfunction.
Restore strength and function.
Prevent further neuron death.
In early-stage cases, this represents a functional cure.
A Vision to Eliminate ALS in One Generation
If applied at scale:
Early detection ensures patients start treatment before neuronal death.
90-day terrain reset protocol restores the body’s design.
Future generations could see ALS eradicated as a fatal disease.
Through biblically grounded healing—fasting, purification, and nourishment of the body as God designed—we can eliminate ALS within a generation.