Neuro-AutoImmune/MS Risk Kit

$995.00

Neuro-Autoimmune / MS-Risk Kit
See neuro-immune risk patterns early—act before they define you.

What it is
A premium, single-draw preventive kit designed to surface early neuro-inflammatory and neuro-degenerative risk signals—including patterns associated with demyelination—well before typical neurology workups. You get a clear, natural plan to cool immune over-activation, support myelin integrity, optimize nutrient terrain, and correct the lifestyle rhythms that stabilize the nervous system.

Why it matters
Neuro-autoimmune and neuro-inflammatory processes can smolder for years before unmistakable deficits appear. Finding the pattern early lets us change course with targeted nutrition, immune-calming strategies, and nervous-system-friendly routines—so you’re not waiting on symptoms to escalate.

What you’ll experience

  • Concierge flow: A nicely designed Absurd Health envelope arrives in 3–5 business days with simple instructions. Our concierge books your draw; no third-party portals.

  • One elegant draw: Quick, professional collection.

  • Clarity, not worry: Within 3–5 business days after your draw, you receive your Terrain Intelligence Report and a 45–60-minute clinician review (live or recorded). We translate signals into action—what to address now, what to monitor, when to retest.

How early this can detect (guidance language in your report)

  • Neuro-inflammatory terrain signatures can trend years before frank clinical findings.

  • Axonal-injury signals (when indicated) are typically closer to symptom onset (months–~2 years), which is why we pair them with broader terrain mapping and structured follow-up.

  • Nutrient, endocrine, and immune patterns modify risk and the speed at which change occurs.

What you get (without giving away the internals)

  • A premium neuro-immune terrain screen designed to reveal early demyelination-risk patterns and neuro-inflammatory load

  • A personalized natural protocol (neuro-protective nutrition, targeted supplementation, gut-immune calming, anti-inflammatory routines, sleep/circadian repair, stress-system support)

  • A 90-day, stepwise roadmap with precise retest timing

  • Priority routing to focused follow-ups if your pattern suggests it (we’ll spell out the exact next step inside your report)

Who it’s for

  • Intermittent numbness/tingling, visual strain, balance or coordination “blips,” unexplained fatigue or cognitive fog

  • Personal/family autoimmune history with new neuro-leaning symptoms

  • High-stress professionals/athletes wanting preclinical insight and a natural stabilization plan

Who it’s not for

  • Acute neurologic changes (sudden weakness, speech or vision loss) — seek emergency care

  • Patients already in an urgent neurology workup (complete that first; this kit is preventive and complementary)

Timing

  • Envelope ships: 3–5 business days

  • Results & plan: 3–5 business days after your draw

  • Typical retest: 8–12 weeks (immune-calming focus) or 12–16 weeks (neuro-support remodeling), as indicated in your report

Price
$995 (core). $1,195–$1,295 (premier) when extended analysis is indicated by the initial pattern.

Preparation
Fast 8–12 hours (water is fine). Hydrate well. If possible, avoid high-dose biotin for 24–48 hours. Take prescribed medications as directed unless your clinician advises otherwise. A simple prep card is included.

Accuracy & processing
All testing is performed by a national, CLIA-certified reference laboratory using validated clinical methods. This service provides preventive screening and risk-stratification with clinician interpretation; it does not replace individualized medical care from your personal physician.

How to begin
Order now. We handle the rest—shipping, scheduling, interpretation, and your first 90-day plan—so you can act beforeneuro-autoimmune patterns take hold.

Neuro-Autoimmune / MS-Risk Kit
See neuro-immune risk patterns early—act before they define you.

What it is
A premium, single-draw preventive kit designed to surface early neuro-inflammatory and neuro-degenerative risk signals—including patterns associated with demyelination—well before typical neurology workups. You get a clear, natural plan to cool immune over-activation, support myelin integrity, optimize nutrient terrain, and correct the lifestyle rhythms that stabilize the nervous system.

Why it matters
Neuro-autoimmune and neuro-inflammatory processes can smolder for years before unmistakable deficits appear. Finding the pattern early lets us change course with targeted nutrition, immune-calming strategies, and nervous-system-friendly routines—so you’re not waiting on symptoms to escalate.

What you’ll experience

  • Concierge flow: A nicely designed Absurd Health envelope arrives in 3–5 business days with simple instructions. Our concierge books your draw; no third-party portals.

  • One elegant draw: Quick, professional collection.

  • Clarity, not worry: Within 3–5 business days after your draw, you receive your Terrain Intelligence Report and a 45–60-minute clinician review (live or recorded). We translate signals into action—what to address now, what to monitor, when to retest.

How early this can detect (guidance language in your report)

  • Neuro-inflammatory terrain signatures can trend years before frank clinical findings.

  • Axonal-injury signals (when indicated) are typically closer to symptom onset (months–~2 years), which is why we pair them with broader terrain mapping and structured follow-up.

  • Nutrient, endocrine, and immune patterns modify risk and the speed at which change occurs.

What you get (without giving away the internals)

  • A premium neuro-immune terrain screen designed to reveal early demyelination-risk patterns and neuro-inflammatory load

  • A personalized natural protocol (neuro-protective nutrition, targeted supplementation, gut-immune calming, anti-inflammatory routines, sleep/circadian repair, stress-system support)

  • A 90-day, stepwise roadmap with precise retest timing

  • Priority routing to focused follow-ups if your pattern suggests it (we’ll spell out the exact next step inside your report)

Who it’s for

  • Intermittent numbness/tingling, visual strain, balance or coordination “blips,” unexplained fatigue or cognitive fog

  • Personal/family autoimmune history with new neuro-leaning symptoms

  • High-stress professionals/athletes wanting preclinical insight and a natural stabilization plan

Who it’s not for

  • Acute neurologic changes (sudden weakness, speech or vision loss) — seek emergency care

  • Patients already in an urgent neurology workup (complete that first; this kit is preventive and complementary)

Timing

  • Envelope ships: 3–5 business days

  • Results & plan: 3–5 business days after your draw

  • Typical retest: 8–12 weeks (immune-calming focus) or 12–16 weeks (neuro-support remodeling), as indicated in your report

Price
$995 (core). $1,195–$1,295 (premier) when extended analysis is indicated by the initial pattern.

Preparation
Fast 8–12 hours (water is fine). Hydrate well. If possible, avoid high-dose biotin for 24–48 hours. Take prescribed medications as directed unless your clinician advises otherwise. A simple prep card is included.

Accuracy & processing
All testing is performed by a national, CLIA-certified reference laboratory using validated clinical methods. This service provides preventive screening and risk-stratification with clinician interpretation; it does not replace individualized medical care from your personal physician.

How to begin
Order now. We handle the rest—shipping, scheduling, interpretation, and your first 90-day plan—so you can act beforeneuro-autoimmune patterns take hold.