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Pre-Order Deposit: Balm of Gilead

$250.00

Deposit: $250
This covers rare botanicals, CBDA isolate sourcing, and consecration time.

MSRP: $795 (60mL)
Spiritual pharmaceutical, 1-month supply standard

Founder’s Batch Benefits:

Lower locked-in price before clinic rollout
Personalized use and fasting guide
Anointing access code to first digital prayer activation event
Early eligibility for case study / trial data inclusion

Quantity:

Deposit: $250
This covers rare botanicals, CBDA isolate sourcing, and consecration time.

MSRP: $795 (60mL)
Spiritual pharmaceutical, 1-month supply standard

Founder’s Batch Benefits:

Lower locked-in price before clinic rollout
Personalized use and fasting guide
Anointing access code to first digital prayer activation event
Early eligibility for case study / trial data inclusion

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