Designed for complex and treatment-resistant cases
We help people resolve complex, chronic, and treatment-resistant health conditions through custom protocols, precision supplements, and early diagnostic insight.
Think of us like an old school apothecary practicing under a brand new healthcare system.
What Is Terrain Medicine?
Terrain Medicine is an approach to health that focuses on the internal environment of the body — the terrain — rather than isolated symptoms or diagnoses.
Instead of asking only “What condition is this?” we ask:
What biological systems are under strain?
What patterns led to this state over time?
Why has the body lost its ability to regulate, adapt, or recover?
In many chronic and treatment-resistant cases, symptoms are not the root problem — they are the signals of deeper systemic imbalance.
Terrain Medicine works by identifying and addressing those underlying drivers across metabolism, immunity, neurology, hormones, and detoxification pathways.
This approach is especially relevant when:
Symptoms span multiple systems
Standard treatments have stalled or failed
Lab results appear “normal,” but function is not
The body no longer responds predictably
This is why our work centers on structured analysis, targeted diagnostics, and personalized protocols — not generic advice.
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Working with Absurd Health
There are multiple ways to enter Absurd Health, depending on the seriousness of your case and the level of guidance you want.
We recommend this for most clients. Every full clinical consultation includes a written ‘Aha Report’ — a structured analysis explaining what is actually happening in your body, how it developed, and how it can be addressed.
Option 1: Full Clinical Consultation
$795 — Comprehensive Protocol Design
If you are dealing with a diagnosed illness, unresolved symptoms, or long-term health decline, this is the primary entry point.
Each consultation includes:
Case review and health history analysis
Terrain-based diagnostic interpretation
Your personalized treatment protocol
Supplement, electrolyte, and formulation recommendations
Labs analysis
Custom ‘Aha’ Report
Clear next steps for reversal or stabilization
This is not advice.
This is a designed protocol.
If appropriate, you will be invited to complete a brief screener and intake form automatically after submitting your request.
20-Minute Clinical Directional Consult
$95
This is a short, focused conversation designed to help determine whether and how we can work with your case.
This consult is appropriate if you:
Are unsure which service to begin with
Have a diagnosis or complex symptom picture and want direction
Want to understand whether your case is appropriate for our protocols
Prefer to speak with a clinician before committing to a full engagement
During this consult we will:
Review your primary concern or diagnosis
Clarify the likely terrain-level drivers involved
Determine whether your case is appropriate for our work
Recommend next steps (full consult, protocol, diagnostics, or system entry)
This is not a full diagnostic evaluation and does not include a written protocol or report.
If you decide to move forward with a full clinical consultation or protocol, the $95 consult fee is credited toward your total.
JANUARY SPECIAL
40-Day Fast System
$749 (save $200 with ROOD coupon)
A structured, guided system designed to reset metabolism, immune function, inflammation, and neurological signaling.
Includes:
Full 40-day protocol
Required supplement stack included
Clear sequencing and guidance
This option is ideal for those ready to commit to a defined transformation without individual protocol design. Particularly ideal for those who are 40lbs or more overweight.
What We Treat
We work with a wide range of conditions — including complex, overlapping, and “unsolved” cases.
Examples include (not exhaustive):
Autoimmune and inflammatory diseases
Neurological and neurodevelopmental disorders
Autism spectrum conditions
Chronic fatigue and post-viral syndromes
Hormonal and endocrine dysfunction
Gut disorders and microbiome collapse
Psychiatric and mood disorders
Chronic pain and degenerative conditions
Immune suppression and immune overactivation
Toxicity-driven illness
Parasite and biofilm-associated conditions
Mitochondrial and metabolic dysfunction
Multi-system and treatment-resistant cases
Diagnostic Kits
Our diagnostic kits are designed to identify the early warnings from over 100 major illnesses, up to 15 years before the illness happens.
The Best Healthcare is never getting sick to begin with
Therapeutic Strength Electrolytes
Get these if you ever get headaches, feel fatigued or have brain fog.
Optimal Electrolyte Formula — $89
Custom Electrolyte Formulation (condition-specific) — $129
Supplement Kits & Targeted Protocols
Precision Supplement Kits
Designed to treat, not “support.”
Our kits are condition-specific, protocol-based, and built for outcomes — not trends.
We design condition-specific formulations for individuals with complex or treatment-resistant cases.
This includes:
Protocol-specific blends
Advanced ratio adjustments
Active Dosing (no RDA fluff)
Multi-system targeting
Custom formulations are prescribed following consultation.
Covenant Psychology
One-on-One Sessions
$129 per session
Covenant Psychology is a Biblical psychological system available for individuals seeking:
Psychological stabilization
Trauma processing
Identity restructuring
Emotional regulation during physical healing
Sessions are conducted by skilled therapists trained in this framework.
Contact & Case Inquiry
If you are unsure whether your case is appropriate, or if you are seeking guidance before booking, please Submit a Case Inquiry
Our team will review your information and, if appropriate, send a brief screener or intake form automatically.
Depth & ResourcesFor those who want to explore further:
Podcast discussions on health, terrain, and recovery
Books (30+ titles available on Amazon)
Advanced education through Atlas University (Master’s / PhD programs)
These resources exist to support understanding — not to replace action.
Final Note
Absurd Health is not designed for casual interest.
It exists for people who:
Have tried everything
Want precision, not platitudes
Are ready to engage seriously with their health
If that is you, begin with a consultation.
