Custom Electrolytes

Cellular Hydration & Electrolyte Balance — Without Sugar, Gimmicks, or Guesswork

When the body loses its electrical balance, nothing works well.

Your nervous system loses efficiency. Your muscles fire inconsistently. Your brain struggles to think clearly. Headaches, fatigue, cramps, mood swings, brain fog — these are not normal. They are signs of cellular electrical imbalance.

Most hydration products push water around the body.
This restores hydration where it actually matters — inside cells — and stabilizes electrical signaling everywhere it matters: nerves, muscles, heart, brain.

THE SCIENCE BEHIND THE FORMULA

Every thought, muscle contraction, heartbeat, and emotion depends on the flow of electrical charge across the cell membrane. When sodium, potassium, magnesium, and trace minerals fall out of balance, the body’s electrical system becomes unstable. The result is a cluster of symptoms that people often call “stress,” “fatigue,” or “brain fog,” but in reality are electrical collapse.

Our formulation restores the three pillars of bioelectrical health:

1. Intracellular Hydration

Most hydration formulas push water around the body.

Ours moves water into the cell, where life happens.

Users typically notice better energy, improved skin tone, and a sharper sense of mental clarity within days.

2. Nervous System Stability

Electrical balance calms overactive nerves, reduces tension, and smooths sensory processing.

Many experience fewer headaches, reduced irritability, deeper, more efficient sleep, steadier emotional tone. This is not a sedative — it is electrical normalization.

3. Alkaline Terrain Restoration

By gently buffering metabolic acids, the system enhances mitochondrial function, improves oxygen delivery, stabilizes enzyme activity and reduces inflammation

As the terrain stabilizes, energy becomes cleaner and more consistent.

Real Outcomes People Notice — Quickly

When you correct electrolyte imbalance, people typically report:

  • Sharper focus and mental clarity

  • Reduced headaches and irritability

  • More stable energy with fewer crashes

  • Calmer nervous system, less tension

  • Better hydration that actually feels like hydration

  • Improved recovery and performance
    (These are common patterns people notice — not guaranteed results.)

Absurd Optimal Electrolytes Pro+
$89.00

Clinical-grade electrolyte ratio with humic + fulvic transport. Headaches and fatigue don’t stand a chance.

A clinically balanced ratio of sodium, potassium, magnesium, and trace minerals to restore cellular hydration and nervous system stability. Ideal for most people noticing fatigue, brain fog, tension, or poor recovery.

Supports healthy nerve conduction, fluid balance, fatigue reduction, and electrochemical pain relief.

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Custom Electrolytes

Have multiple health conditions you’d like to address? We can help with a custom formulation!

We always recommend custom formulations for optimal results.

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