We Found the Cure for Depression

Beat Ideation, Depression, and Sadness Forever with Melancholia Flushing™

What If Depression Isn’t a Life Sentence?

You’ve been told depression is a chemical imbalance. A disorder of your brain. Something to “manage.” Maybe you’ve tried pills, therapy, meditation apps, or worse—resigned yourself to darkness.

But what if everything you’ve been told about depression is wrong?

At Absurd Health, we believe depression is not a broken mind—it’s a poisoned body.

The Terrain-Based Truth About Depression

Every suicidal thought. Every episode of hopelessness. Every breakdown. These aren’t failures of willpower or flaws in your soul. They are biological distress signals from a terrain under siege:

  • Bile stagnation suffocating neurotransmitter flow

  • Gut parasites altering your mood and stealing your nutrients

  • Black biofilms clouding your gut-brain axis

  • Brain inflammation triggered by metabolic chaos

  • A toxic, unhealed gut flooding your blood with despair

Depression is not a mystery. It’s terrain collapse. And terrain can be rebuilt.

Introducing Melancholia Flushing™: The 180-Day Cure for Depression

After years of clinical research, fasting therapy, and spiritual healing, we’ve developed the Melancholia Flushing™ Protocol—a full terrain-reset system that doesn’t just manage depression. It eliminates it.

This protocol is not another bandage. It’s a biological exorcism.

Inside this revolutionary 90/180-day program, you’ll learn to:

  • Eradicate gut parasites and biofilms disrupting your mood

  • Purge stagnant black bile clogging neurotransmitter pathways

  • Seal a leaky gut that’s leaking depression into your bloodstream

  • Reset dopamine, serotonin, and GABA—naturally, without drugs

  • Rewire your identity, reconnect spiritually, and reclaim your future

We’ll show you exactly what to eat, when to fast, what supplements to take, and how to shift from despair to permanent joy—by healing your biology at the root.

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The Book: We Found the Cure for Depression

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We Found the Cure for Depression: Beat Ideations, Depression and Sadness Forever with Melancholia Flushing

In this powerful manual, you’ll discover:

  • Why suicidal ideation begins as bile stagnation—not mental weakness

  • How gut parasites and brain fog are connected

  • The exact 180-day program to heal your terrain and your mind

  • A step-by-step system including meal plans, supplement guides, and spiritual practices

  • The biblical model of joy restoration—why dying to self is the path to peace

Why This Works When Nothing Else Does

You weren’t born depressed. And depression is not your identity.

The Melancholia Flushing™ Protocol removes the poisons blocking your joy and resets your terrain. This isn’t theory—it’s terrain medicine, rooted in Scripture and biological fact.

  • No drugs.

  • No talk therapy.

  • No endless struggle.

  • Just permanent restoration.