Absurd Health University

Statement of Faith & Healing Philosophy

"And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and Yahweh shall raise him up…" – James 5:15

OUR FAITH

  1. We believe in Yahweh, the one true Creator, sovereign over all life, health, and healing.

  2. We believe in Yeshua the Messiah, Son of Yahweh, who lived, died, and rose again. He is the perfect terrain—undefiled, resurrected, and ruling in authority. He is our model of healing and obedience.

  3. We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Comforter and Revealer of truth, who indwells those yielded to Yahweh’s will. It is the Spirit who gives discernment in healing, conviction in fasting, and clarity in terrain reformation.

  4. We believe in the Bible, Spirit-breathed, authoritative, and metaphorically layered. We affirm its witness on creation, food, health, and the curse—especially Genesis, Leviticus, Psalms, the Gospels, and Revelation—as foundational to understanding divine biology.

  5. We believe in the spiritual Israel, not of blood but of covenant—those grafted into the true Vine (Yeshua), who contend with Yah and are transformed.

  6. We reject the mixture of pharmakeia and modern Babylonian medicine, which profits from managed disease and disconnects healing from repentance and obedience.

  7. We believe healing is covenantal, not transactional. It requires obedience, fasting, faith, and alignment with divine terrain principles.

  8. We believe healing is open to all we offer the healing of Yahweh to all, independent of spiritual or religious beliefs.

OUR HEALING PHILOSOPHY

Absurd Health University is founded on the conviction that Yahweh designed the body for life, not death—for regeneration, not decay. The sickness of modernity stems not just from microbes or toxins, but from spiritual rebellion against divine order.

We do not treat disease.
We restore terrain.

We do not diagnose by symptoms.
We testify by transformation.

We do not manipulate biology.
We submit it to Yahweh’s rhythm.

Our approach is:

  • Biblical – All healing flows from the authority of Scripture.

  • Terrain-Based – The internal environment matters more than the external invader.

  • Fasting-Centric – The most profound healing occurs through Spirit-led abstinence.

  • Spiritually Governed – The terrain is a temple. Biology is spiritual.

  • Non-Medical – We are not licensed by Caesar; we are appointed by Yah.

We believe that every chronic illness, every degenerative state, every so-called “incurable condition” can be reversed or redeemed through submission to Yahweh, purification of the internal terrain, and radical fasting obedience.

Our degrees are not licenses. They are callings.
Our programs are not protocols. They are consecrations.
Our graduates are not technicians. They are vessels.

OUR COVENANT

We covenant before Yahweh:

  • To speak only what we have lived

  • To fast before we teach

  • To cast out false doctrine with the same passion we cast out parasites

  • To honor the martyrs of truth (like Béchamp, Price, and others silenced by the system)

  • To walk in humility, power, and submission to the Spirit

This is not alternative medicine.
This is not holistic lightwork.
This is terrain resurrection through the doctrine of obedience.

If the terrain be holy, the whole body shall be full of light.
If the terrain be compromised, we fast until it sings again.