The Cure for Cancer

A Resurrection Pathway for the Hopeless, the Written-Off, and the Still-Willing

“He heals all your diseases. He redeems your life from the pit.” — Psalm 103:3–4

Cancer is not the final word.

That’s not a tagline. That’s a biological, spiritual, and experiential truth. This protocol exists because some of us should be dead — and we’re not. We built this not from theory, but from fire. After years of autoimmune failure, pain, tumors, neurological collapse, and terminal labels, we listened to Yahweh, fasted, flushed, rebuilt, and came back from the grave.

The Absurd Cancer Protocol is not a therapy. It’s a system reboot — a return to God’s original design for the body and soul. It doesn’t suppress symptoms. It dismantles the terrain that let cancer grow. It is not for everyone. It is only for the ready. But if you are ready — even if today you wanted to die — then you are already halfway home.

Why Most Cancer Treatment Fails

Modern medicine treats cancer like a foreign invader instead of a terrain failure. It nukes tumors but leaves behind the environment that fed them:

  • Toxic fat stores loaded with estrogens, heavy metals, and chemical residues

  • Parasites and fungi that block immune function

  • Viral reactivations that corrupt DNA signaling

  • Bile stagnation that clogs hormone pathways

  • Trauma, soul wounds, and spiritual despair that turn the immune system against you

Radiation, chemo, and hormone blockers may shrink tumors, but they shrink the body even faster. You lose muscle, testosterone, cognition, and hope.

We do the opposite.

We remove what fed the fire, starve the invaders, flush the poisons, repair the gut, and resurrect the marrow — so the fire dies, and you don’t.

The Four Phases of the Absurd Cancer Protocol

Each phase is built to reverse the terrain failure — not just fight the tumor. You can follow this from home, or in conjunction with your own doctor or health guide.

  • Day 1–14 (or longer)

    Cancer cells cannot survive in a ketotic, autophagic state.
    You fast — once daily — eating only at 5 PM (OMAD).
    No sugar. No fruit. No carbs. No grains.

    Your goal:

    • Trigger autophagy to eat weak cells

    • Flush black bile — the hormonal sludge, stored rage, and toxic estrogens

    • Reset insulin, burn fat, and collapse the cancer’s fuel lines

    Support tools:

    • Electrolyte water (magnesium, potassium, lemon, salt)

    • Optional liver support: castor oil packs, dandelion, coffee enemas

    • Daily prayer and repentance for soul cleansing

    You will get worse before you get better. Stay the course.

  • Day 10–30

    Once the bile is released, hidden pathogens lose their shield. Cancer terrain is always filled with:

    • Liver flukes

    • Candida

    • Mold mycotoxins

    • Hidden viral loads (EBV, HHV-6)

    These weaken immunity and trigger tumor-promoting inflammation.
    Now you take them down.

    Key tools:

    • Mimosa pudica (1 tsp/day)

    • Black walnut, wormwood, neem tinctures

    • Oregano oil (1 capsule/day for 10 days max)

    • Optional: caprylic acid, berberine, or clove powder

    This is war. But you’re winning now.

  • Day 21 onward

    Now we rebuild — starting in the gut.
    Cancer recovery is impossible without sealing the gut lining and restoring immune order.

    Foods added gradually:

    • Raw egg yolks (optional test)

    • Cooked meats, marrow, and slow-cooked bone broths

    • Sardines (omega-3s, calcium, selenium)

    • Okra water, gelatin, colostrum (if tolerated)

    Supplements:

    • Glutamine powder (5g/day)

    • Magnesium taurate or glycinate

    • Liposomal vitamin C (2–4g/day)

    • Iodine + selenium (short pulses only)

    This is where life begins to return. Your pain may vanish. Your soul may start to feel again.

  • Month 2–6

    You were never meant to live without testosterone or estrogen.
    They are not enemies. They are your builders — if they are aligned with detox.

    Now we restore them:

    • Natural testosterone foods: liver, red meat, oysters, egg yolks

    • Boron (3–10mg/day), zinc (30mg/day), and magnesium

    • Optional: Fadogia or Tongkat Ali (only for low-T men)

    • Cold exposure and resistance exercise to awaken mitochondrial biogenesis

    You are no longer dying.
    You are becoming new.

The Fifth Phase: Spiritual Return

No protocol works without this final part.

Every cancer survivor who truly heals comes to the moment where they cry out:
“Yahweh, if you will, you can make me clean.”

And He does.

We encourage:

  • Daily Scripture (Psalms, Isaiah, Gospel of John)

  • Forgiveness of self and others

  • Repentance for past bitterness, pride, and unbelief

  • Worship and silence before Yahweh

  • Gratitude in the storm

Cancer often grows in the graveyard of the soul.
So we let the soul be reborn too.

What You Must Leave Behind

  • Sugar

  • Processed carbs

  • Modern seed oils

  • Fear

  • Medical slavery

  • Spiritual numbness

  • Bitterness

  • Fake hope

You don’t get to bring Babylon with you into resurrection.
You leave it behind. You walk free.

And Yet — It Will Look Different for Different Cancers

Some cancers have unique needs or preferred fuel sources. Here's how you'd slightly adapt the protocol per cancer type, while keeping the core intact:

Bone Cancer / Bone Metastasis

  • Pain is intense; PEA, castor oil, and marrow regeneration are key

  • Fasting is urgent — autophagy repairs bone matrix

  • Add silica-rich foods (bamboo, horsetail) for remineralization

Brain Cancer (e.g., glioblastoma)

  • Ketosis must be deep and consistent — brain tumors love glucose

  • Add magnesium threonate and melatonin (high-dose)

  • Use lion’s mane, frankincense oil (topical), and hyperbaric oxygen if accessible

Breast Cancer

  • Estrogen metabolism must be corrected:

    • DIM, calcium-D-glucarate, crucifers (if tolerated)

  • Castor oil packs over liver and breast

  • Trauma healing is vital — breast cancer often links to unprocessed grief

Pancreatic Cancer

  • Fasting is non-negotiable — insulin and glucose control are critical, as pancreatic tumors feed aggressively on sugar

  • Use bitter herbs (e.g., andrographis, dandelion root) to stimulate pancreatic enzyme activity and bile flow

  • Support digestion with ox bile, lipase, curcumin, and proteolytic enzymes

Prostate Cancer

  • Don’t block testosterone — restore it with boron, zinc, and liver

  • Clear fungal infections and calcification in prostate tissue

  • Sitz baths + anti-parasitics help detox lower abdomen

Colon / Rectal Cancer

  • Fasting opens repair pathways in gut lining

  • Use high-dose glutamine after initial flush

  • Parasite cleanse is critical — colon cancer often has fluke/roundworm associations

Lung Cancer

  • Heavy metal chelation (e.g., cilantro, zeolite — post-bile flush)

  • Deep breathing, rebounding, and nebulized glutathione (if available)

  • Address grief energetically — lungs are tied to suppressed sorrow

Leukemia / Lymphoma

  • Bone marrow protocol applies directly here

  • Rebuilding blood stem cell niche with marrow, iron, and vitamin A

  • Viral load control (especially EBV, CMV) essential

“Is not this the fast that I have chosen?
To loose the bands of wickedness,
to undo the heavy burdens,
and to let the oppressed go free,
and that ye break every yoke?

Is it not to deal thy bread to the hungry,
and that thou bring the poor that are cast out to thy house?
When thou seest the naked, that thou cover him,
and that thou hide not thyself from thine own flesh?

Then shall thy light break forth as the morning,
and thine health shall spring forth speedily:
and thy righteousness shall go before thee;
the glory of the Lord shall be thy rereward.

Then shalt thou call, and the Lord shall answer;
thou shalt cry, and He shall say, Here I am.

And the Lord shall guide thee continually,
and satisfy thy soul in drought,
and make fat thy bones:
and thou shalt be like a watered garden,
and like a spring of water, whose waters fail not.”

— Isaiah 58:6–11

What do we think of Fenbendazole and Ivermectin as cancer cures?

We get asked this a lot and we’re glad people are waking up to the truth:

Cancer is parasitic.
Not metaphorically — biologically.

Fenbendazole (a veterinary anti-worm drug) and Ivermectin (an anti-parasitic with anti-inflammatory properties) have shown real-world results in stalling cancer growth, shrinking tumors, and extending life. We’re not surprised. Why? Because when you kill the invaders, the immune system comes back online.

But here’s the truth:

Those treatments are a start, not a cure.

They target one layer: parasites.
But cancer is a multi-layered terrain failure that includes:

  • Fungal overgrowth and mycotoxins

  • Hidden viral load (especially EBV, CMV, HPV, HHV-6)

  • Bile sludge and hormone recycling dysfunction

  • Leaky gut and lymphatic stagnation

  • Stored trauma, spiritual oppression, and emotional encoding

We go further than Ivermectin.
We don’t just attack the parasite — we rebuild the terrain they corrupted.

Our protocol includes:

  • Fasting (autophagy and terrain reset)

  • Full-spectrum parasite, fungal, and viral purge

  • Gut seal and immune recalibration

  • Hormone restoration without pharmaceutical suppression

  • And most importantly, spiritual reordering through repentance and soul healing

So yes — use Fenben or Ivermectin if you're called to it. But don’t stop there.
If you want to fully reverse cancer, you must treat the terrain, not just the thief.

"You can kill the rats. But if you don’t clean up the garbage, they’ll come back."

We Found the Cure for Cancer

A Biblical, Terrain-Based Protocol to End the War and Restore the Body

“We didn’t find it in a lab. We found it in the wilderness.”
— The Absurd Health Team

This is not a book about managing cancer.
This is a book about killing it at the root.

We Found the Cure for Cancer is the unapologetic, protocol-driven, biologically grounded, and spiritually awakened blueprint for reversing terminal diagnoses — built by those who were told there was no hope. This book doesn’t offer platitudes. It delivers results.

Inside you’ll find:

✅ The exact fasting and bile-clearing schedule that resets the immune system
✅ A full parasite, fungal, and viral purge protocol for all terrain types
✅ The bone marrow rebuild strategy (tested by our own founder)
✅ A breakdown of how to adapt the protocol to any cancer — colon, breast, brain, prostate, blood
✅ Hormonal restoration without pharmaceuticals
✅ Healing prayers, soul-mapping tools, and testimonies of the impossible made real

We don’t suppress symptoms.
We remove the cause.
We reverse the terrain.
We call the bones to live again.

This book is for:

  • The terminally ill who still have breath

  • The misdiagnosed, dismissed, and disillusioned

  • The spiritually dry and physically broken

  • The families searching for something real

⚠️ Medical institutions will not publish this. But you will live to read it.


Available Fall 2025

FAQs

What are the chances of this working?

If done fully and without compromise, our protocol can lead to dramatic healing in those with:

  • Stage 3–4 prostate, colon, breast, and bone cancers

  • Post-chemo recurrence

  • Aggressive inflammatory cancers (e.g., glioblastoma, lymphoma)

We estimate a 60–90% reversal success rate among those who complete the 8–12 week protocol and continue into long-term terrain renewal, depending on adherence to the program.

But we do not guarantee outcome — we guarantee truth, and truth always bears fruit in those who walk it out.

What if I’m in Stage 4 or terminal cancer?

The later the stage, the more urgent — and the more complete the healing must be. We’ve seen remission in terminal cases, but only when the person:

  • Fully commits to the protocol (fasting, herbs, spiritual cleansing)

  • Stops all sugar, grains, seed oils, and fear

  • Is willing to confront spiritual roots of disease (bitterness, grief, self-hatred)

  • Has 6+ weeks minimum to engage the full process

If you’re already on chemo or radiation, the protocol can still support terrain recovery — but fasting and detox must be carefully timed. Contact us for custom consults.

Why does this protocol work when medicine fails?

Because modern medicine targets the symptom — we target the system.
This works because it’s how the body was designed to cleanse, repair, and reset when guided by God’s original blueprint.

Scientific mechanisms involved:

  • Autophagy: the body’s natural recycling program for broken cells (triggered by fasting)

  • Mitochondrial reset: restoring healthy energy production in every cell

  • Immune recalibration: flushing parasites and fungal hijackers to unfreeze defense

  • Hormone rebalance: not by suppression, but by removing xenoestrogens and bile sludge

  • Epigenetic correction: reprogramming how your body “reads” its own genes

This is not theory. It’s functional resurrection biology.

Does this work for every type of cancer?

Yes — but it looks different for each.

The core protocol remains the same:

  • Fast

  • Flush bile

  • Kill parasites

  • Seal the gut

  • Rebuild the marrow

  • Restore hormones

  • Revive the soul

But for each cancer type, we offer targeted strategies:

  • Brain: ketosis, melatonin, threonate

  • Breast: estrogen detox, grief work

  • Colon: parasite clearance, gut seal

  • Lung: metal detox, grief processing

  • Leukemia: stem cell rebuilding + viral control

Our book will includes protocol pages for each cancer type, so you’ll know exactly how to tailor the core path.

Is this based on one of your founders' real healing?

Yes.

One of our co-founders faced advanced-stage symptoms including bone deterioration, nerve pain, hormonal collapse, and organ exhaustion. After fasting, bile flushing, aggressive parasite cleansing, and daily spiritual repentance, the body reversed course.
The scans changed.
The pain disappeared.
The marrow began to rebuild.
The soul came alive again.

We documented the exact protocol, foods, doses, and prayers used. It is published in full within the book.

Is this protocol safe to try without a doctor?

We always recommend trying programs such as these under a Doctor’s supervision. That said, many elements — fasting, herbal detox, gut repair — can be safely started without a physician, especially if you are otherwise healthy. However:

  • If you're on chemo, radiation, or medications — consult a practitioner

  • If you're extremely weak, very underweight, or have complex comorbidities — ask us for a custom consult

  • If you're pregnant or nursing — do not start the full protocol

We offer 1-on-1 guidance for complex cases, sliding scale available.

How can we call this “the cure” if it only has a 60% success rate?

Because cure means cause removed — not outcome guaranteed.

Modern medicine defines “cure” by statistical remission, usually meaning:

  • 5 years of no tumor growth

  • Often after chemo, radiation, or surgery

  • Even if the body is broken, depressed, or destined for recurrence

We define “cure” differently. We say you are cured when the terrain is restored, when the root cause is removed and when the system no longer feeds the disease. If we used Western Medicine’s definition we could easily claim 100%.

The reason we say 60% success rate is not because the protocol doesn’t work — it’s because not everyone completes it. It’s not a passive process, there is a huge amount of willpower. Fasting is involved, and most don’t want to fast for 3 days let alone 40-80+ days.

People stop fasting. They go back to sugar. They won’t forgive. They won’t change. They get scared and go back to comfort.

But when someone finishes the full protocol, walks in the Spirit, seals their gut, cleanses their soul, and obeys Yahweh’s voice — their chances of reversal aren’t just high…They’re near certain.

So yes — we call it the cure. Because this is the first time the real cause has been addressed at every level: Biological. Spiritual. Emotional. Hormonal. Parasite. Viral. Dietary. Relational.

And if someone fully walks it out and never returns to their old terrain,
the cancer has no place to live.

Bottom Line.

Yes, this works for all cancers, because it resets the terrain that allows cancer to exist in the first place. But for maximum effect, each type of cancer should get precision tweaks — based on where it lives, what fuel it uses and what emotional/spiritual wounds are most common in its sufferers.

No book or protocol can fully cover the complexity of layered diagnoses: someone may have colon cancer + mold illness + autism spectrum + Epstein-Barr reactivation + gallbladder dysfunction. That’s where coaching comes in.

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