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Direct clinical access

Choose your starting point.

Start with twenty minutes, engage the complete case-review system, or maintain continuing access to the Absurd clinical support team.

Direct access

Clinical Direction Consult

$9520 minutes

The best first step when you need orientation, want to determine fit or need help choosing the right pathway.

  • Focused conversation
  • Case-fit assessment
  • Direction on next steps
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Direct access

Clinical Continuity

$195per month

Ongoing access after or alongside appropriate assessment, including the clinical support team.

  • Clinical support access
  • Progress review
  • Laboratory integration
  • Protocol refinement
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Prepare the case

Bring enough to reveal the shape of the problem.

01

Tell us what is happening

Describe the central problem, diagnosis if known, current condition, urgency and what has already been tried.

02

Name the patient’s location

Professional scope and available services depend on where the patient is physically located.

03

Gather the record

Laboratory work, imaging, medications, supplements, pathology, discharge summaries and the most relevant specialist notes.

04

Expect honest triage

We determine whether the case fits Absurd and what must remain with local, emergency, hospital or specialist care.

Critical does not mean emergency.

We welcome serious and time-sensitive inquiries, including situations in which options appear exhausted. We do not provide emergency response, inpatient medicine or hospital-level stabilization.

If there is immediate danger, severe breathing difficulty, stroke symptoms, uncontrolled bleeding, loss of consciousness or another emergency, contact emergency services now.