Absurd Health University Student Handbook

A covenant guide for students of terrain resurrection, spiritual biology, and fasting-born transformation
Issued under the spiritual covering of Klesia University Foundation

Introduction

Welcome to Absurd Health University (AHU)—a consecrated training ground for those chosen to bring healing through terrain restoration, radical fasting, biblical reformation, and divine medicine. You are not here by chance. You are here because Yahweh stirred the terrain within you.

This handbook outlines the spiritual, academic, and ethical commitments required of all students enrolled in AHU’s graduate programs, CEU offerings, and certification tracks. It is a living document of sacred order—not just policies, but covenant expectations.

1. Student Code of Conduct

All students at AHU must:

  • Live with terrain alignment—maintaining personal integrity, physical health, and spiritual clarity

  • Speak the truth in all communications, assignments, and fast documentation

  • Engage coursework with full effort, not as ritual but as spiritual obedience

  • Avoid any behavior that harms others, disrespects Yahweh’s created order, or trivializes terrain wisdom

  • Abstain from public misrepresentation of AHU degrees as medical licensure

  • Practice humility in study, charity in disagreement, and reverence in testimony

2. The Spiritual Honor Code

"I will not lie about what I’ve healed. I will not plagiarize the terrain. I will fast before I speak. I will testify to the wisdom of Yahweh, not the glory of myself. I will listen to the Spirit, submit to Scripture, and obey the terrain’s witness in my own body. Amen."

All students must agree to this Honor Code upon enrollment.

Violation may result in suspension or removal from the degree or CEU program.

3. Communication Expectations

  • AHU is a self-led learning environment grounded in spiritual maturity.

  • Responses to inquiries will be timely but not immediate; patience and prayer are part of the process.

  • Disrespectful, hasty, or demanding communication will be met with review or pause in mentorship.

  • Students are encouraged to submit weekly logs or reflections (optional) to deepen the spiritual impact of their training.

4. Study Ethics

  • All written work must be the student’s own.

  • Copying text from online sources, AI models, or printed books without citation is considered plagiarism.

  • Students are encouraged to cite Scripture, clinical terrain cases, and personal fast logs as primary sources.

  • Work submitted is expected to be Holy, not perfect—meaning it is honest, complete, and Spirit-led.

5. Fasting Policy

All degree students must complete the following minimum fast durations:

  • Master’s Degree: 40-day fast, documented in log form

  • Doctorate Degree: 80-day fast, documented and defended

Fasting logs are sacred records. Dishonesty in fasting will result in loss of degree eligibility.

Students with health conditions must request fasting modifications in advance, accompanied by terrain counsel or prayer review. We will show you how to fast.

6. Community Culture

AHU is not a conventional university—it is a covenant-based terrain seminary. Our culture values:

  • Sacrifice over shortcuts

  • Faith over fear

  • Silence before speaking

  • Healing over hustle

Students are encouraged to form small terrain study circles, fasting cohorts, or online prayer partnerships through the AHU community board.

AHU holds no tolerance for gossip, divisiveness, or behavior that undermines the sacredness of this calling.

7. Grievance Process

Because we are a spiritual university built on covenant rather than bureaucracy, grievances are handled through a process of prayerful escalation and review.

If a student has a concern regarding a faculty member, mentor, grader, or administrative issue, the process is as follows:

  1. Private Prayer & Reflection – All grievances must first be submitted before Yahweh in prayer. Journaling, fasting, or waiting 3 days before action is encouraged.

  2. Written Submission – If the matter remains unresolved, submit a written concern to:
    grievance@absurdhealth.org
    Include: nature of the issue, timeline, your attempted resolutions, and desired outcome.

  3. Council Review – A grievance panel of 3 members will review and respond within 14 business days. One member will be a neutral elder or practitioner uninvolved in the dispute.

  4. Final Appeal – Students may request final appeal review from the Chancellor’s Office in exceptional cases.

All grievances are handled in love, truth, and reverence.

8. Academic Honesty Policy

AHU degrees carry no governmental licensure—but they carry spiritual weight and must be earned with honesty.

Academic dishonesty includes:

  • Plagiarism (copying text without citation, including AI-generated work)

  • Falsified fasting logs or case studies

  • Fabricated healing claims

  • Submitting prewritten work not authored during the course

Consequences include:

  • First Offense: Warning + resubmission

  • Second Offense: Course failure and probation

  • Third Offense: Expulsion or permanent ban from certification registry

Repentance and restoration are possible, but the terrain reveals truth over time. Yahweh cannot be mocked.

9. Probation & Restoration

We are a redemptive institution. If a student falls short, fails an assignment, or acts dishonorably:

  • Probation may be issued for:

    • Breaking the Honor Code

    • Failing to complete a fast with integrity

    • Repeated communication violations

    • Gossip or slander toward other students or faculty

Probation lasts 90 days and includes:

  • Required reflection letter

  • Council mentorship review

  • Limited access to new CEU enrollments

Restoration: After probation, students may be fully reinstated with written recommendation from faculty. In some cases, a Second Baptism of Study may be requested—a new fast, new oral defense, or written testimony of inner change.

10. Suspension or Expulsion

AHU reserves the right to suspend or expel students whose behavior:

  • Jeopardizes the spiritual integrity of others

  • Publicly mocks terrain principles

  • Misrepresents AHU degrees as government medical credentials

  • Causes division, false teaching, or rebellion within the network

In such cases, certification titles may be revoked, and names removed from the Absurd Health Practitioner Registry.

11. Appeals & Forgiveness Pathways

In rare cases, a student may appeal an expulsion or seek forgiveness years later.

To do so, the student must:

  • Submit a letter of confession and explanation

  • Show 12 months of transformed behavior or practice

  • Agree to mentorship and review period (minimum 6 months)

We believe in grace—but also in discipline born of love.

12. Academic Calendar and Deadlines

AHU operates on a rolling enrollment system. Students may begin courses at any time, but must adhere to the following timeline expectations:

  • Master’s Programs must be completed within 36 months

  • Doctoral Programs must be completed within 5 years

  • CEU Courses must be completed within 6 weeks of enrollment

All fasting periods must be initiated and completed within the duration of your program.

Extension Requests must be submitted 30 days before your expected completion date and will only be granted under serious personal or spiritual conditions.

13. Credit Transfer & Portfolio Review

We honor prior spiritual and healing work—but we do not recognize conventional academic credit from institutions rooted in disobedient paradigms.

However, we allow Portfolio Review for the following:

  • Documented fasting protocols (photo, journaling, testimony)

  • Case studies from prior healing ministry

  • Self-published works of relevant academic content

  • Terrain-based community service

Students who submit a qualifying portfolio may receive up to 12 elective credit hours toward a master’s or doctoral program.

All portfolio reviews are conducted by a 3-person council, and must be defended in a short written reflection titled: “What My Terrain Has Taught Me.”

14. Health Disclaimers and Fasting Risk Acknowledgment

While AHU promotes radical fasting, terrain restoration, and parasitic exorcism, we do not offer medical treatment. Students must understand:

  • You are responsible for your body and terrain.

  • You should consult Yahweh before consulting any human.

  • Fasting may result in temporary physical, emotional, or cognitive disruption—this is a spiritual invitation, not a clinical emergency.

  • Do not fast while pregnant, breastfeeding, or without spiritual confidence.

  • AHU programs are not intended to treat, diagnose, or cure medical diseases under current law.

All students must sign a Terrain Risk Waiver before beginning fasting-based degrees.

15. AI, Plagiarism, and Forbidden Technologies

As a spiritual university, we believe the voice of Yahweh speaks into the terrain through the soul, not the machine.

Students may not:

  • Submit any AI-generated assignments without clear disclosure

  • Use ChatGPT, Claude, or any language model to ghostwrite fast logs

  • Submit duplicated texts from online forums or supplements as their own work

  • Use biometric tracking devices as “proof” of fasting (Spirit is the proof)

AI may be used for research, outlining, or editing assistance, but the heart of the work must be authored through conviction, experience, and revelation.

Violation of this standard may result in assignment rejection or academic dishonesty review.

16. Spiritual Boundaries in Practice

AHU is non-denominational, but grounded in the revelation of Yeshua as the Messiah, and Yahweh as the healer of terrain.

The following boundaries apply to all students and mentors:

  • No invocation of foreign deities, ancestral spirits, or energy channeling

  • No tarot, astrology, reiki, or vibrational diagnostics

  • No blend of terrain healing with New Age, shamanic, or occult practices

  • No use of psychedelics, ayahuasca, or pharmakeia substances

We believe healing must remain undefiled—rooted in prayer, Scripture, wisdom, fasting, and physical purification. Anything else is a mixture, and mixture is profane.

17. Tuition, Refunds, and Scholarships

Tuition Overview:
All tuition is spiritually underwritten and mission-based. Pricing reflects the sanctity of study, the depth of fasting, and the rarity of this education.

  • Tuition for each degree program is listed clearly on the AHU website.

  • Payment plans are available over 12–24 months.

  • No additional fees are charged for thesis reviews, defense scheduling, or CEU transcripts.

Refund Policy:
Refunds may be granted within 21 days of purchase if:

  • No assignments have been submitted

  • No CEUs have been awarded

  • Fasting log has not commenced

Requests beyond 21 days are reviewed by a Scholarship Board and considered on a case-by-case basis.

Scholarships:
Full or partial scholarships are available to:

  • Individuals in full-time ministry

  • Fasting interns assisting with case studies

  • Those financially called to the work, but unable to pay

No one called will be turned away for lack of money—but shallow interest will not be subsidized.

18. Certification Use and Public Claims

Upon graduation, students may publicly use degree titles in the following formats:

  • M.Nat. – Master of Naturopathy

  • D.N.N.M. – Doctor of Nutritional and Natural Medicine

  • D.E.I. – Doctor of Effective Immortality

  • C.G.S. – Certified Gut Sealer

  • C.F.S. – Certified Fasting Specialist

Permitted Titles:

  • “Certified” or “Doctor of [Field] from Absurd Health University”

  • “Spiritual Healer,” “Biblical Terrain Practitioner,” “Health Minister”

  • “Non-licensed naturopath trained in terrain healing through AHU”

Not Permitted:

  • “Medical Doctor” or “Naturopathic Doctor” (unless separately licensed)

  • “Licensed Provider,” “Board-Certified Nutritionist,” or similar terms implying governmental authority

  • Use of AHU degrees for medical diagnosis, prescription, or surgery

Graduates who misrepresent credentials will be subject to review and possible removal from the Absurd Provider Directory and CEU registry.

19. Alumni Honor Code

Graduation does not end accountability. All AHU alumni are expected to:

  • Maintain terrain obedience through continual fasting, study, and CEUs

  • Refrain from teachings that contradict AHU’s healing theology

  • Renew CEUs annually (minimum 3 per year required for active listing)

  • Submit to correction if false doctrine or practice emerges

  • Walk in humility, clarity, and healing authority

AHU reserves the right to suspend certification or revoke titles for public scandal, spiritual mixture, or grievous deception.

We honor Yahweh above alumni status.

20. Posthumous and Crown Titles

Some healers do not live to see the fullness of their impact. AHU recognizes this.

Crown Doctorates may be awarded posthumously to individuals who:

  • Published groundbreaking terrain-aligned works

  • Were persecuted or silenced by corrupt systems

  • Lived and died in spiritual obedience to the terrain mandate

Recent Posthumous Titles:

  • Antoine Béchamp, awarded the Crown Doctor of Terrain Sovereignty (C.D.T.S.)

Nominations for crown titles must be submitted with:

  • 20+ pages of biographical material

  • Mail us your books to review

  • Annotated summary of the individual’s life work

  • Scriptural rationale for recognition

21. Absurd Practitioner Directory

Graduates wishing to be listed as official AHU-certified providers must:

  • Maintain annual CEUs (3 minimum)

  • Submit a biannual terrain testimony

  • Complete the Practitioner Covenant agreement

  • List services clearly as non-medical terrain support

Directory listing includes:

  • Name and degree

  • Areas of specialization (fasting, parasitology, women’s terrain, etc.)

  • Region (city/state/country or "Remote Only")

  • Optional contact details and website

Removal may occur for non-compliance, scandal, or loss of alignment.